September Event - Waltz of the Harlequin

[pumpkinhollow]

**Plain text version here.

WALTZ OF THE HARLEQUIN

ACT ONE: MAKE AN ENTRANCE

{ CONTENT WARNINGS: None }

SCENE: Leeds Estate Ballroom, night. Music can be heard from a small string band in the corner. Enter PARTYGOERS, stage right.

The estate is beautifully decorated, as it always is, in vivid blues against dark wood. Flowers made from blue and golden silk adorn the walls and furniture. Candles burn in tasteful centerpieces on the round dining tables. Delicious-looking foods can be seen on the serving tables, ready to be claimed and devoured. A member of DAHLIA’S diligent staff tends an ornate bar near the door and dancers in fine clothes twirl on the dance floor to upbeat string music.

DAHLIA can be seen in the center of the room, wearing a golden gown embroidered with roses and surrounded by her ENTOURAGE, which consists of DAISY, LAIOS, RADAR, and JEFF. All of them wear the colors of House Leeds---- blue and gold. She welcomes the PARTYGOERS warmly.

DAHLIA, going for an appropriate greeting for the person she is speaking to--- a handshake, a hug, a kiss on the cheek.
Welcome. So glad you could make it. You look ravishing. Please help yourself to something to eat, and enjoy your night.

It is a beautiful night. Formal only in appearances, the energy of the Gala is casual and light, if not a bit decadent. All seems well.

ACT TWO: ALL IS REVEALED

{ CONTENT WARNINGS: rotten food, blood, forced body transformation, unreality. }

SCENE: Leeds Estate Ballroom, one hour later. The party is well underway. When the grandfather clock chimes, it sounds strange and distorted.

The sound immediately draws the attention of DAHLIA, who grows concerned. The sour chiming continues. In the center of the ballroom, a plume of sickly yellow smog bursts as if from a smoke bomb, flooding the room and causing PARTYGOERS to stagger and cough. When it fades, the environment has changed.

Enter MENDEL, from the smoke burst.

The decor in the space has changed drastically. Where once the space was deep, cool browns and shades of blue accented with gold, it is now filled with ruddy browns, jaundiced yellows, plummy purples, and searing reds. The bundles of silk flowers are replaced with bouquets of decaying fishing nets, bloody gauze, and rotten fruit which seems to bloom from splitting bruises. Tattered swags in mismatched patterns line the walls, and each PARTYGOER is now in a masquerade mask designed to fit with their outfit.

DAHLIA, lightly panicked.
What are you doing here?

MENDEL, laughing raucously.
Surprise! Oh, I do so hate to cut in, but I simply could not go another year without doing something special for my favorite niece.

He wraps his arms, which look like graying, exposed meat, around DAHLIA.

MENDEL
You see, everyone---- Darling Dahlia here has been lying to you. Her whole life, even! Can you believe it? You see, her father was never Japhet Leeds. The man couldn’t stand her! Jane Leeds was still her mother, oh yes, but her father---

DAHLIA attempts to cut in, but MENDEL grips her tighter, clamping a hand over her mouth as he presents her to the crowd. His claws dig into her arm and her cheek. He continues to snicker as he speaks, and DAHLIA struggles.

MENDEL
Her father is my own baby brother, Prince Aster of the Dark Feast! Isn’t that a funny prank? But I think the joke has overstayed its welcome. It’s time to show your little friends who you really are, isn’t it, princess?

In a swift motion, MENDEL pulls DAHLIA into a twirl, as if dancing, sending her spinning toward the crowd. When it ceases, DAHLIA stands before her gala, changed. Her complexion is blue now, and her hair, raven black. A pair of bat-like wings adorn her back, and a crown of antlers like that of a deer wreath her head.

MENDEL
Ah, no, that’s not quite what I was going for. Let me try again.

With a snap of MENDEL’S fingers, DAHLIA changes again, her body shifting against her will. Her well-kept black locks morph into wiry ashen hair which covers her body. Her face extends into that of a cow-like skull with sharp teeth. Her hands become clawed, and her feet become cloven hooves. Before the crowd now stands THE PINE DEVIL.

MENDEL
There’s our birthday girl!

THE PINE DEVIL (DAHLIA) attempts to lunge at MENDEL, but with another snap of his fingers, his streamers and swags lash out at her like vines and lash her tightly.

MENDEL
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got some catching up to do with my darling niece. And you all have a party to enjoy! I leave you in the care of my talented assistants.

He starts to turn away, but then holds up a finger to shake and turns back. Oh, one more thing, I almost forgot. I’ve left all of you some party favors in those masks. Have fun!

MENDEL grabs a bound and helpless DAHLIA and disappears once more in another plume of smoke.

Enter BLANCHE and SEEMINGLY (GLEE MASK), opposite sides of the stage. The pair of them meet eyes, and pantomime tugging on an invisible rope in opposite directions, and suddenly the ballroom expands as if unrolled like a scroll, becoming a sprawling labyrinth of tiny ballrooms, winding corridors, and secret alcoves. The PARTYGOERS are separated from one another. At the same time, the magic in their masks activates, inflicting one of the following curses:

• Leaky Bucket: deprives the party goer of their short-term memory. They know who they are, and why they're here insofar as understanding it's Dahlia's birthday gala, but all new information tends to leave their mind after a few minutes. (Think Dory from Finding Nemo.)
• Amnesiac's Lament: deprives the individual of long-term memory. All new information is retained, but they have no idea who they are or why they're here. How distressing this is can be at the player's discretion. Perhaps they despair at the memory loss and are trying to find a way to escape the ball, perhaps they don't see anything wrong with their lack of context and are just trying to enjoy this weird party.
• False Friend: the opposite of Zone of Truth, those with this affliction will be unable to tell the truth and can ONLY tell lies. Any fact from the most mundane to the most complex can only be lied about. Whether or not the person is cognizant of their new habit is the player's choice.
• The World Revolving: those afflicted suffer frequent bouts of vertigo which makes the space feel as though it is spinning, sometimes very slowly, sometimes very quickly.
• Dirge of Delusion: this particular curse will cause the mask-wearer to struggle to perceive reality correctly. Objects will appear as other objects, people as different people, rooms as some other place, or even the entire ball as somewhere entirely different. These disorienting visions will come and go at times.
• Feeling Funny: the wearers of these masks will find that their emotions are completely out of control, sometimes bursting into fits of laughter, tears, or abrupt paranoia, before going completely numb for a while.

All PARTYGOERS will find their masks incapable of being removed. Those with infernal resistance from NEIL or the HOUSE OF CARDS will find their masks are less impactful, but the resistance is imperfect. However, ALICE DYER and SAMAMA KHALID will find that they have absolutely no effect from the masks at all, due to the BOON OF DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY acquired by ALICE.

The party resumes.

ACT THREE: Dance with the Devil

{ CONTENT WARNINGS: rotten food being eaten, imprisonment, impending violence }

SCENE: a distorted Leeds Estate, time unknown. As the party devolves into chaos, a clandestine meeting is arranged to locate the host.

Somewhere in the distorted estate, ALICE locates JEAN. Once she gets the Golden Wolf Mask in their hands, JEAN will be able to remove their current mask to wear the new one, which has a unique effect---- the ability to see the path of MENDEL through its eyes.

JEAN and ALICE, along with anyone they are able to recruit for help, will find MENDEL and DAHLIA on the second floor, which has transformed into a large theater balcony overlooking the party. DAHLIA is caged, and MENDEL seems to be enjoying the view as he eats half-rotten tomatoes as if they are apples.

MENDEL’S assailants choose how to make their approach. When he is destroyed, the party will end.

GRAND FINALE

{ CONTENT WARNINGS: fire }

SCENE: Leeds Estate ballroom, late night. The stage has returned to its prior state, and we are left to the aftermath.

When MENDEL is at last destroyed, the ballroom is restored to its normal size and coloration, as if the events of the night never occurred. Masks fall away, and DAHLIA stands center stage, looking exactly as her friends and neighbors remember her. However, the memory of what has occurred here tonight cannot be wiped away, as evidenced from all the onlookers around her. Are their expressions concerned? Angry? Fearful? Hurt?

Does it matter?

DAHLIA, quietly.
Get out.

There is a moment of stillness and consideration, before she speaks again, louder.

DAHLIA, shouting.
GET. OUT.

As she speaks the second word, a massive burst of blue flame erupts behind her. Glass breaks. Tables topple. DAHLIA’s hair flutters in the force of the blast. She stands stiffly, unafraid as the hot, raging blue flames consume her ballroom, peeling the wallpaper and cracking the wood. She means to chase everyone out, even if it means bringing the room down upon herself.

When everyone is gone, the flames seem to retreat, as if sucked up into their original blast point. DAHLIA, spent, collapses to her knees in the burnt shell of her own birthday party, and sobs.

Blackout. Curtains fall.

After the event ends, Dahlia will be absent from town and her home only open to close CR until further notice. She will not be answering her sending stone or her phone calls.

Comments

[incomingchoppers]

The wall was right at his shoulder a second ago, but when Radar stumbles under the blow, there's nothing to catch his other side all of a sudden. By some miracle, he keeps his footing despite the slipperiness of the floor. He looks up --

"Klinger," he gasps. It's him, it's definitely him, but there's something wrong with the dress he's wearing. Is it even a dress? Or is it strips of gauze, dangling limp and dragging in the blood? Klinger opens his mouth to say something, but what comes out instead is a burst of static that makes Radar flinch, hard.

All he can do is repeat what he's been saying for... for how long? It must be hours. His voice cracks from the strain. "Choppers. We got choppers, where is everybody?"

[hate_gettin_older]

"There's no choppers, man, it's -- ah fuckin hell --"

Edgar fumbles for a wall, a corner, anything solid to hang on to, as the slow revolving of the room speeds up and threatens to send him staggering.

"It's me," he manages hoarsely, "Edgar. There's no choppers."

[incomingchoppers]

A squeal of feedback drowns out half of what Klinger says. The image in front of Radar ruptures, glitches, briefly revealing someone else underneath -- who? -- before reassembling itself. Except Klinger's in his army fatigues now with sergeant's stripes on his arms, and telling him there's --

"There are, I can hear them!" he yells. Nobody in camp has disbelieved Radar's ears since his second week at the 4077th. He grabs Klinger's arm; the sleeve of his jacket feels too stiff. "They're gonna be here any second, where's Colonel Potter?!"

[hate_gettin_older]

"Okay --" He hardly knows what he's saying; Radar's panic is seeping into him like blood through a bandage. "Okay, if you say there are, let's -- what do we do?"

He can barely stand up straight, the way the floor is tilting, but at least Radar's grip on his arm is keeping him from falling away.

[incomingchoppers]

"What do you mean, what do we do?" he cries. In frustration, he yanks Klinger's arm. "Do I gotta do everything myself?!"

He can't even go away for a week's R&R without Klinger screwing up his office. Why'd he expect -- Radar's been gone for months now, stuck on this island while he wavers between life and death, no wonder nobody's here, no wonder it's all falling apart and the choppers can't find anywhere to land and Klinger can't -- Klinger --

There's something wrong with Klinger's face, and suddenly, Radar has to let go and turn away, too horrified to look. The hospital lights drum like a heartbeat; the voices come flooding back as Radar slams his hands over his ears.

[hate_gettin_older]

And Edgar goes sprawling, as the floor bucks under his feet like the whole building's hit ice on the tracks at full speed. He scrabbles for a handhold, for anything to brace against; it feels like they're spinning faster, like it'll throw him off even if he doesn't try to stand up.

Christ, what's happening --

[incomingchoppers]

what's happening

Radar slumps to the ground pretty soon after, wheezing between gritted teeth. The pain radiates through his neck straight down to his left shoulder and hammers there like a second heartbeat. It hurts so much that all he wants to do is curl up in a ball and scream.

But there's nobody else here, and Klinger doesn't know what to do. Somebody's gotta keep moving.

"Come on," he grits out, and peels one hand away from his ears to try and grab Klinger's wrist.

[hate_gettin_older]

"Right," Edgar answers him, through set teeth. He fumbles for a moment before his hand closes around Radar's.

"Let me just. Get up against. Something solid." As his other hand gropes for a wall, a piece of furniture, anything.

[incomingchoppers]

The hallway's expanded to a wide open room, staggered with makeshift operating tables. Radar watches as Klinger's other hand connects with a table leg. It's gonna move if he pushes too hard -- all the OR tables are on wheels, Klinger knows that, this isn't gonna work.

But it does, somehow. (Whatever Edgar's found, it's solid enough to hold.) Radar swallows hard through the ringing in his ears and keeps Klinger's other side as steady as he can.

[hate_gettin_older]

The spinning slows down; he feels dizzy, but not so unsteady on his feet that he'll fall over. As though in tandem, his head seems to be spinning less.

"All right," he says hoarsely. "Radar. Talk to me, man. What're you seeing?"

[incomingchoppers]

Seeing, Klinger says. Not hearing.

The world cracks, and there's something else shimmering underneath. A voice that doesn't sound anything like Klinger's, a face that doesn't match. Without thinking, Radar lunges for it before it can slip away. His other hand connects with Edgar's shoulder and fastens tight as he searches his face.

Wait a minute.

"Edgar?" His voice catches between relief and bewilderment.

[hate_gettin_older]

"Yeah! Yeah, it's me, you can see me now?" He's leaning in, trying hard to keep eye contact, hoping that will help. "Everything's gone fuckin mad here, stay with me, man, all right?"

[incomingchoppers]

"How'd you get here?"

Everything slews sideways again, stuttering like a broken movie projector as it tries to reform into something coherent. Klinger again, but with Edgar's eyes -- the ballroom of the Leeds estate -- a rattling train car that jolts beneath Radar's feet -- the OR, the Swamp, the endless thundering of choppers carrying so many wounded that they'll never save them all --

Edgar asked him what he's seeing, and all he can say is, "There's too much, I-I don't know what to..."

He trails off, winces as another sharp shock of feedback engulfs him.

[hate_gettin_older]

"Been here the whole time, man." Cold air swirls around Edgar's words, with the bite of snow in it, then with smoke and sparks in it. "Okay. Okay, listen, I think you're seeing a lot of shite that's not here. Can you try and close your eyes, and just hang on to me and trust me to get us out?"

[incomingchoppers]

Radar shivers. A second later, he tries not to cough. The smell begins as smoke, but quickly slides to the oily reek of diesel engines and generators. "I -- yeah."

A ragged breath. Even as he talks, he's squinching his eyes shut: "But I'm still hearing everything, I don't know if that's gonna stop. It's so loud."

[hate_gettin_older]

"I dunno if I can help with that." Edgar chews his lip, even as he's reaching out to take Radar's hand and set it on his own arm. "You feel that, though? That's my arm. You hang on to that, right?"

Somewhere in his head he's wondering: if he just keeps talking, so Radar can hear something real, would that help enough? If he makes enough noise that way?

[incomingchoppers]

He tightens his grip on Edgar's arm as soon as he feels it under his fingers. His hand's shaking a little, either from the force of the grip or Radar's nerves. Probably both. "Okay."

This much is real, he tells himself as firm as he can. It might be the only guideline he's got. As long as he keeps hold, he'll be okay.

"Yeah, keep talking too, I dunno if it'll help but, but maybe it will."

[hate_gettin_older]

"Right," he says. "Keep talking. For sure I can do that. The real problem's getting me to shut up. Ask anyone." Curtis, his brain supplies, or Tanya ...

Even Gilliam sometimes, he says as he starts moving carefully down the corridor, no longer really thinking about whether he's speaking aloud or not. The wall moves under his hand, the floor shifts underfoot, but that's all right, walls and floors do that. I mean, he wouldn't say shut up, that wasn't his way, he'd just sometimes give you this look, all patient and waiting, and you'd just feel like a fuckin idiot if you kept talking after that.

Still noisy as hell in here, but too noisy over too quiet any day, right? Rattly-bang, rattly-bang, thumping and laughing and shouting, noise means there's people in here and alive, means the engine's still running. Noise means we're not alone. Means we're not dead.

[incomingchoppers]

The sound pings around Radar's skull. It bounces off Edgar's thoughts and the unsteady, shifting landscape that's trying to swallow them both. And like a bat echolocating its surroundings, Radar can see, even with his eyes closed as tight as he can.

They're pushing through the densest crowd he's ever been in, everything cold and stinking of too much humanity in too-tight quarters. The thundering he's heard this whole time isn't choppers -- it's the roar of the same train car as earlier, swaying and bumping as it rolls, rolls, rolls forever, its ceaseless motion the only thing keeping all of them alive. He glimpses faces with each name Edgar rattles off. A taller, gaunt guy with a heavy beard and the same empty-but-piercing stare as the 4077th's worst POW cases. A broader woman screaming for her child. Someone old enough to be his grandpa, missing an arm and a leg, who's got a look somewhere between a college professor and Colonel Potter. The more Edgar talks(thinks), the more they all come into focus; the more the noise starts to cohere into a single image.

He's right. It makes sense Radar can hear everyone shouting when they're all packed in like this. He makes himself breathe. Every exhale mists in front of his face and tries to make his glasses fog up, but that doesn't stop him from seeing, either.

"How much further?" he shouts.

[hate_gettin_older]

"I dunno," Edgar calls back over his shoulder. "We gotta get to the," Front, no -- "the front door, I guess? Or the big hall where we all started?"

(More faces. A young man with soft dark eyes and nothing else soft about him, words tattooed across his skin; a scrawny older man with wild curly hair and a wilder stare, his right arm flickering from whole to half missing and back again; a young girl with straight black hair and a thoughtful gaze that turns impish as she holds out a hand for her payment. Grey. Andrew. Yona.)

"I dunno if they'll try to stop us or what, but if we just keep moving forward ..."

[incomingchoppers]

The whole world might as well be contained in these train cars. Radar thinks he sees it for a second, what the ballroom might look like if you squashed it into a distant car way ahead of them, the imagined opulence contrasting sharply with the filthy conditions of -- the Tail, some thought that isn't his supplies. That's where they are.

Okay. Okay. Better than not having any idea where they've stumbled into. Well, no, that's not true, Edgar obviously knows, he's moving so confidently through the crowds that Radar's kinda relieved all he has to do is hold tight and follow behind. They squeeze through the door leading to the next car.

"Yeah," he echoes, "so all we gotta do is get to the Front. Okay. That's, that's gonna take a while if we're all the way back here, but..."

The girl -- Yona -- falls in step just behind Radar. Nobody there, he hears her say in Korean.

"[Nobody there,]" he agrees, his own Korean halting but passable, then switches to English to say to Edgar, "I don't hear anything bad yet."

[hate_gettin_older]

"Okay," says Edgar, low and trying not to be tense. "Safe to keep moving then. You do hear anything, let me know, right? And we can figure out if it's real."

The floor takes a slow ponderous turn, and he braces carefully before taking the next step, making for the next door.

[incomingchoppers]

"I will. Promise."

The crowds have thinned in this car. Still way more people than Radar can ever remember being around, but it's easier to breathe, and to listen. The train gives an unpleasant jolt beneath their feet; quickly, he tightens his grip on Edgar so neither of them fall.

When the noise starts, he thinks it's the beginning of another feedback burst. The same pressure, the same hiss like a teakettle before it shrieks. Behind him, he feels Yona tense up.

Then Edgar touches the door, and the transmission connects, echoing and growing and amplifying until --

"Don't open it!" he and Yona cry in unison.

[hate_gettin_older]

He snatches back his hand, his gaze snapping back over his shoulder.

(He doesn't hear Yona's voice; how could he? But he remembers it, remembers the gate sliding open on the heel of her shout, the row upon row of masked men with axes waiting for them.)

For a moment there's silence as he stares at Radar, and mouths What d'you hear?

[incomingchoppers]

He picks up the words like Edgar said them out loud. Shakily, Radar exhales and tries to listen harder to the other side of the door.

"I dunno," he whispers. Frustrated, "I mean I do, I dunno how to explain it though, it's -- something's there. It's gonna be bad."

Like a flame, something's flickering and crackling at the edge of Radar's hearing. A fight; Edgar, swinging an axe. Edgar dying. That can't be it, and part of him knows it isn't, but the sense of foreboding doesn't fade.