Milo's Lazy All-Purpose Catch-All!

[pinandcove]

Who: Milo Fields and YOU

What: Oh, y'know. Just hangin' around.

When: Whenever you're free.

Where: Here and there.

Warning(s): Will add as needed but most likely this'll be where NSFW junk goes


A handy little open post for Milo Fields, you know, the farmer? Milo is a creature of habit and can be found in the same 4 places all the time like a goddamn Stardew Valley character so this is a catch-all for finding him in one of those places. It starts from after Dahlia's birthday gala and runs until I get tired of using it. Hooray!



-Farm Boy-

Milo is a farmer. He has been for a fair portion of his life, and a woodland homesteader for another. So of course in a weird purgatory on a haunted island, the place he's going to feel most at home is on his farm.

You can find him most days caring for his animals, exercising his horse, or tending to whatever crops are in season at the time. Come pay him a visit! Or maybe he can see what you're getting up to from his farm. He has a pretty good view and likes people watching.


-Down by the Bay-

One of Milo's favorite hobbies is fishing, so most of the time on weekends you'll find him up early, sitting on an old, unused dock on Jack's Marina, with a fishing line in the water. Want to sit and chat? Enjoy the seaside? Fish with him? You're welcome to grab a seat. In his own world he would've offered you a beer, but alas. Or maybe you're at the beach on other business.


-Insert Joke about Wood Here-

A common chore of Milo's is chopping wood for his fireplace. He doesn't need a ton of it in the warmer months, but he usually stockpiles a little each time so that he has a ton for winter and doesn't have to go out into the snow.

If you're out in the woods, you can often find Milo with an axe, gathering logs and then chopping them with his burly arm and a half. Are you exploring? Come say hello. Are you in trouble? Milo will barrel to your aid like a big dummy.


-Oak & Iron-

Milo also hangs out in the tavern a lot because he likes beer and hot food and card games. Feel free to get drunk with the himbo and enjoy some Midwestern hospitality. Anyone up for Poker? Or maybe Milo can teach you how to play Spit.

Comments

Chris Isn't Looking to BRANCH Out into Stand Up Comedy...

[thelatechrisfreeman]

That Was Jerry's Job Anyway (You asked for a joke about wood...)

Milo probably hears Chris making their way through the woods before he sees them... while Chris's footsteps are fairly quiet, Chris is murmuring to themself as they walk.

"Oh, little one, you should have listened... you really should have listened... poor, poor child.."

Farm Boy

[graveling]

Angel is walking back to town from Eddie's farm on a morning, passing Milo outside on the way. Like, at first glance, it might appear to be a walk of shame, as Angel's still wearing last night's clothing, hair a little mussed. But Angel's expression is heavy and thoughtful, rather than sheepish or pleased. There's a moment when he realizes Milo's there, and a single hand lifts in a casual wave.

[Closed to Eddie]

[pinandcove]

It's a nice, crisp, cool October afternoon in Northwest Hollow when Milo comes out his back door and goes jogging along his farm plot. He waves to Eddie with his prosthetic, a small piece of paper in his other hand.


"Hey man! Question for ya. You dig up anything weird in your fields?" He holds up the paper. "I got this weird note and I think it might be about your place."