RANDOM EVENT - Summer Flea Market!

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SUMMER QUANTUM FLEA MARKET

Blessed Solstice! On the longest day of the year, the height of power for the goddess Kora of Sea and Summer, strange ships begin to appear on the horizon, just off Tawny Beach. Usually, when boats arrive that are not the ferry (or, for those in the know, the Limoncello), it typically can only mean trouble. However, as the ships draw near, the emblem on their sails comes into view. A stylized sun with a white skull and crossbones in the center. Kora's imagery. The ships themselves seem to slice through the waves, gliding into the harbor with ease, and a gaggle of beautiful lady-pirates of all shapes and sizes begin unloading their deliveries. Through a coordinated effort, they set up tents and tables on the beach with numerous wares from worlds beyond imagination! (Or, you know, maybe your homeworld.)

Welcome to Kora's Summer Solstice Quantum Flea Market Extravaganza! This market will be available until the end of August. This market does not require any threads (though if you want to thread out shopping for fun with a pal, then by all means, make yourself at home). All you have to do is post below what you are buying! It doesn't require approval, just a link to the item being purchased, as it does have to come from a specific source (as listed below).

Huge Summer Blowout!

Available shops and prices are as follows!

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Shirts That Go Hard - a tacky t-shirt stand. The shirts and other garments go for 100B a pop. Not Calloway levels of price gouging, but they are otherworldly imports. You know how tariffs are. (Badumtish.) Note: not all these shirts have sayings that are appropriate for PH rules, please use discretion.

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Shifty Thrifting - A resale shop that takes up the vast majority of the space. Prices are as follows:
↳ Single garment, bag, or pair of shoes - 100B
↳ Jewelry or fun metal trinket - 200B
↳ Wall art - 100B
↳ Mug - 50B
↳ Kitchen gadget or small decor item (held in one hand) - 150B
↳ Medium decor item (held in both hands) - 300B
↳ Large decor item or furniture (team lift) - 500B
↳ Electronic device - 500B (price includes cost to modify to use with older power system or magic)
↳ HUGE OBJECT (you'll know when you see them) - 2000B
↳ Vehicle - 5000B
↳ Whole ass building (Why) - 10000B
↳ Book, plush, or small non-metal accessory - 50B

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OmegaMart - a tent that seems to go a lot deeper than it looks like it should from the outside, filled with unusual groceries and home goods that have a tentative grasp on this plane of existence. Prices follow the same formula as Shifty Thrifting. Objects may glitch. (Items featured in photos of OmegaMart's in-store displays but not on the website shop are also available.)

Please ask if you're not sure about a price category or find something particularly unhinged and need a price check! Otherwise, use your judgement. I trust ya. If you managed to purchase a building (why), then you will be handed a key and the building itself will be mysteriously installed the following day. To buy something, just reply to the comment below with links to the posts or listings you're purchasing! Happy shopping!

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Comments

Buying thread!

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[xiaoxiuya]

SQQ is spending 200B on a graphic T and seashell wall art!

[pumpkinhollow]

Go ahead and add these, but for future ref, you're meant to link the posts they came from!

[incomingchoppers]

Radar finds this shirt (100B) and immediately buys it thinking he'll look SO COOL.

(He wears it exactly once before it's relegated to the pajama shirt/barn clothes pile.)

[pumpkinhollow]

Wear it outside, Radar! You know you want to!

[closureisformovies]

I'm not switching accounts to do all of these individually I'm sorry y'all.

Alice: Adele Mug (50B), Shot Glasses (50B like a mug?), Chuck E Cheese figure (150B) AND these dumbass shirts for 100 a pop: Horrors in this House, SLUT, I'm Here, I'm Queer, Pay Me, Me and my little tits against the world, Do you guys ever think about dying?, bigfoot and the Kenough hoodie.

This should be about 950B total?

Gwen: Nugs Not Drugs (100B), Mini Fridge (500B), Blahaj (50B), Furby (50B), Heelys AND again some shirts for 100 a pop: Punks for Autism, Gender, cool jacket and a wild blazer

Which should total about 1200B?

Daisy: Sorry Princess I Only Date Women Who Might Stab Me, Nervous, I'm Not A Bitch I'm The Bitch and That's Ms. Bitch to You, Eat the Rich, Over Sexed Senior Citizen - all t-shirts for 100 a pop, so 500B.

Melanie: Pussy cat water bowl (150B), Insert Eye Roll Here mug (50B), Tears of my Enemies mug (50B) AND t-shirts for 100 a pop again: This Girl Loves Her Wife, I <3 My Attitude Problem and Stop Being the Bigger Person, Slash Their Tyres

So about 550B?

Alex: Black Cat mug (50B), Cat Tarot (50B) AND 100B t-shirts again: ASCII cat, Migraine at School and Cat print

Coming to about 400B?

And I'm going to claim someone bullied CT into getting this coder humour shirt because I want her to have it.

[pumpkinhollow]

Purchases accepted! Congrats on the great finds!

Re: Buying thread!

[rexthebuilder]

César Salazar: Made to buy this lemonade couch for 500B for Rex after pestering.

(They will be altering the label to be something else after purchase, per rules César set, lol.)

[pumpkinhollow]

Purchase accepted! Congratulations on your find!

[apocryphalarchivist]

just putting all my purchases here for my guys LOL

Basira: this sick ass holographic/color bar bomber jacket, From Bauhaus to Our House, and this "R.I.P Queen Lizzy" t-shirt (because that's how she found out, and owning the shirt immortalizes the moment)

Total: 250B

Hector: kitty icecream sweatshirt, cupcake cat crop hoodie (he did not realize it was cropped when he bought it), the purple sequined tux, and the pickle crop-top

Total: 400B

Jon: so many t-shirts for around the house pajama shirts befitting a 2016 casual Tumblr user who wants to make his boyfriend laugh ("The Best Day Of Fishing", "I Don't Know What's Wrong With Me", "I Want A Perfect Body Capybara", "You Don't Matter Give Up", "donkey are jsut little horse,.", "My Daily Existential Crisis", "Garfield Fan-Con", "I Just Hope Both Teams Have Fun", "You Know How Us Catholic Girls Can Be", "Sometimes The Shit Breaks You"), and the Anti-Smoking Shirt (AKA another stupid shirt that Will, in fact, get worn out)

Total: 1100B

Susie: Danny Devito sneakers (for Kris), a cutesy Death metal t-shirt (for Ralsei), and the "I Want To Believe" Santa t-shirt for Noelle

Total: 300B

[pumpkinhollow]

Purchases accepted! Congrats on the great finds!

Re: Buying thread!

[thethirteenthchild]

Dahlia - cute bottle, Superhero movies (not the DVD), Polka Man Tapes (all of them), Rocky Horror, Nintendo Game Cube, more VHS tapes (Veggie Tales, some spotted in the back, which are Independence Day, Schindler's List, Men in Black, and Apollo 13) Titanic, Wii and associated games (Wii Sports Resort, what appears to be a Just Dance game), plus Mario Kart Double Dash and Namcomuseum, PS2 and games: Lego batman, God of War, Sly Cooper 3, The Dog Island), Wii Fit, extra Wiimotes (a pink, a black, and a blue)

Gerry - Arson charges hat (100B), I hate Mondays (100B) (gift for Alice), cigarette shirt, Imagine Dragons (100B), serving cunt, dehydrated water (150), black parade jacket and matching heels (200B together), Sailor Moon water bottle (150), It's my party (100), coquette Baphomet (100), framed photo of nachos (100), slay cup (50), Chuck E. Cheese memorabilia (300 together)

Martin - full of spiders (100B), lobster sweater (100B)

Capo - funky suit (200), boots to match (100), jacket (100),Lasagna Del Rey (100)

Pokey - cowboys in heaven (100), Pooky decor (150), boots (pink & black, 200), crop jacket (100)

Kris - weed for Christmas, Dying (sparkes), Sad mom, drinking ranch

[pumpkinhollow]

Woo, what a haul! Purchases accepted!