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staybizzy ([personal profile] staybizzy) wrote in [community profile] ph_logs2025-02-21 01:28 am

[Open] Hail to da King

have it your way, Pumpkin Hollow!
Hail to da king


There is a Burger King in Pumpkin Hollow.

Why? That is a fantastic question. Considering the fact that this is a Victorian-esque village in a fantasy world that has never even heard of Burger King, one can only assume it was created by a modern individual with a mischievous sense of humor. This is only further implied by the interesting set of rules on the wall...

At some point during February of 16:55, the role of "The Burger King" is bestowed upon one Capochin Bastone, Grillmaster Extraordinare, by the Daedric Prince Sheogorath. Since then, he's hired a few of the locals (mostly younger folks) to work the shop and checks in on it daily, but largely lets the thing run itself. Still, he could really use a general manager...

Well, anyway. Feel free to grab a seat, get yourself a Whopper, check out the Help Wanted sign, or just hang out! If you're lucky with your timing, you may just see a little blue man in a fuzzy red robe far too long for him and a paper crown hop up onto the enormous throne to hold court. He sure does look pleased with himself.

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[personal profile] blindwatchersees 2025-03-30 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
"Ah, you understand! Wonderful!" he chirps. "Yes, heads and entrails are really more for a different sort of occasion. It's good to know someone so discerning is in such a position!"