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[OPEN] Scream, it makes no sound, I could testify
Who: Alice Dyer (
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What: Catch-All for Alice
When: Late August, Early-Mid September
Where: Town hall, oak & iron, empty pockets, around
Warnings: Possible Blight discussion, others as they come up
1. Explaining how time has bled me dry [town hall]
Those who work in Town Hall probably know Alice as the cheerful, tallish woman who spends the vast majority of the work day chattering and making jokes of varying levels of quality. She's the kind of person that's always talking to someone and it never seems to meaningfully impact her work, as she continues to be a pretty damn decent clerk despite all her many complaints about the concept of working at all.
But after the Blight mess is all said and done, Alice seems... a little off. The first few days are the worst; her work suffers and she's clearly still frayed around the edges, but given the fact she spent a lot of the time holding down the Town Hall shelter on her own it's excusable enough. She even perks up a little, after the day Gerry picks her up to drag her straight to drinks, but she never quite gets back to full form and if you look closely enough it's hard not to spot. Her jokes are more strained, she chatters a little less, and she keeps making stupid mistakes she wouldn't have before.
And her weird behaviour is especially obvious when Dahlia's around. Wonder what that's about.
2. You say I'm vacant now when it's justified [oak & iron]
Typically Alice stops by the O&I twice a day: once, in the morning, to get coffee and breakfast before she heads into work; second, in the evening after dinner to drink and hang out where the people are. This pattern remains much the same even when her behaviour shifts elsewhere, though the observant might notice she's drinking more than she usually does in the evenings and staying longer in the process.
It's in the evenings, especially after a couple drinks, that she's at her most social, inserting herself into conversations or joining people at tables with empty seats. Maybe you're one of the lucky people she jumps in to talk to, maybe her loudmouth charm has caught your attention, or maybe you just want to tell her to shut up. Either way, she's around. Soaking up the ambient energy, trying to ignore both her own chronic loneliness and the panic that's been threatening to consume her every waking moment since Aster walked into the office.
3. If you called my bluff, I could lose your love [empty pockets]
Alice joked about something like this a couple months ago, but it's only now with her mood in the gutter that she decides to go for the drastic measures: subjecting innocent people to her attempt at stand-up comedy.
It's not exactly a polished routine or anything, and anyone from the 2010s onwards that's at all internet savvy is going to recognise some of her humour as blatantly ripped from tumblr, but she is genuinely very quick on the draw and has plenty of her own material (even if it is, also, tumblr-flavoured).
And she has fun. Despite everything, she has fun.
4. And I know I'd be fine [Wildcard]
Hit me up to plot something or just throw something at me. She's out and about.
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What: Catch-All for Alice
When: Late August, Early-Mid September
Where: Town hall, oak & iron, empty pockets, around
Warnings: Possible Blight discussion, others as they come up
1. Explaining how time has bled me dry [town hall]
Those who work in Town Hall probably know Alice as the cheerful, tallish woman who spends the vast majority of the work day chattering and making jokes of varying levels of quality. She's the kind of person that's always talking to someone and it never seems to meaningfully impact her work, as she continues to be a pretty damn decent clerk despite all her many complaints about the concept of working at all.
But after the Blight mess is all said and done, Alice seems... a little off. The first few days are the worst; her work suffers and she's clearly still frayed around the edges, but given the fact she spent a lot of the time holding down the Town Hall shelter on her own it's excusable enough. She even perks up a little, after the day Gerry picks her up to drag her straight to drinks, but she never quite gets back to full form and if you look closely enough it's hard not to spot. Her jokes are more strained, she chatters a little less, and she keeps making stupid mistakes she wouldn't have before.
And her weird behaviour is especially obvious when Dahlia's around. Wonder what that's about.
2. You say I'm vacant now when it's justified [oak & iron]
Typically Alice stops by the O&I twice a day: once, in the morning, to get coffee and breakfast before she heads into work; second, in the evening after dinner to drink and hang out where the people are. This pattern remains much the same even when her behaviour shifts elsewhere, though the observant might notice she's drinking more than she usually does in the evenings and staying longer in the process.
It's in the evenings, especially after a couple drinks, that she's at her most social, inserting herself into conversations or joining people at tables with empty seats. Maybe you're one of the lucky people she jumps in to talk to, maybe her loudmouth charm has caught your attention, or maybe you just want to tell her to shut up. Either way, she's around. Soaking up the ambient energy, trying to ignore both her own chronic loneliness and the panic that's been threatening to consume her every waking moment since Aster walked into the office.
3. If you called my bluff, I could lose your love [empty pockets]
Alice joked about something like this a couple months ago, but it's only now with her mood in the gutter that she decides to go for the drastic measures: subjecting innocent people to her attempt at stand-up comedy.
It's not exactly a polished routine or anything, and anyone from the 2010s onwards that's at all internet savvy is going to recognise some of her humour as blatantly ripped from tumblr, but she is genuinely very quick on the draw and has plenty of her own material (even if it is, also, tumblr-flavoured).
And she has fun. Despite everything, she has fun.
4. And I know I'd be fine [Wildcard]
Hit me up to plot something or just throw something at me. She's out and about.
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Regardless, he's still ecstatic to see her when she comes by his table after. "Told you!" he says, proudly. "You were great up there."
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Alice gives a dramatic mock bow, then bends to lean against the table with her elbows, "Thank you, thank you, I'd say I'll be here all night but I'm pretty sure they'd kick me out if I tried. You're really not built for heckling, are you?"
That asked as she playfully pokes his nose. Being friends with Alice means getting affectionately bothered.
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"Don't worry, if I do this again you have a free pass to just sit there looking handsome and laughing at my amazing jokes. I'm sure someone around here will pick up the slack when I say something so incomprehensible they have no choice but to ask me what the fuck I'm talking about."
She did her best to keep jokes so reliant on modern technology and the like out of her flow tonight, but the internet is plugged into her veins, she's going to slip eventually if she does this again.
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Teasingly, "If you think you can stomach it, I'll take that. Though I'll probably be able to roast them pretty good, I've had a lot of practice. Just ask Sam, he's been on the affectionate end enough times."
And seen her fire her less affectionate more brutally insulting at everyone from assholes back at uni to little miss Bouchard back at work.
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"But I'd hate to take the pleasure of roasting them away from you."
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Alice shakes her head with a grin. "I can still roast 'em if you boo 'em, don't worry. It can be a team effort."
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He's getting booped again.
"Dunno how long it'll be before I try this again, mind you. Things are pretty busy and this was mostly a balm on the fraying ends of my sanity after all that plague nonsense and, worse," she splays her hands, "the mortifying ordeal of definitely getting overheard having a personal argument in the work break room."
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"Uh oh? What was the argument about?"
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Alice groans extra dramatically just for the full effect, dragging her hands down her face. "Mostly years old baggage hitting out of nowhere, if 'nowhere' was where a boomerang you'd flung into the abyss had been until it suddenly came back around, hit you in the face and made you think 'damn, where did that come from?' as if you hadn't thrown the fucking boomerang."
...yeah okay that metaphor got away from her a bit. Accurate, though.
"Turns out the problem with being mates with your ex is sometimes you start arguing about the same shit you used to argue with before he was your ex. Who'd've fuckin' thunk it, huh?"
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Oh. Oh. They're exes, now that he follows. Hm. He wonders if maybe there's more to this. All those romance books he read can't be wrong, right?
"What kind of stuff were you arguing about?"
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"He thinks I think I know better than him. Which— okay, sometimes I do, because I do—like, seriously, you'd think when someone's been working at the spooky nightmare job ten years already, listening to her about how not to get killed would be common freaking sense—but that's not the point. He takes every attempt at advice or help like I'm trying to control his life and not just be a good girlfriend. Uh. Friend. Friend these days."
And sure, the fact she's gone and made a deal with a de— thing behind his back is pretty bad, but it was to help him, and he doesn't even know about that part yet.
"Contrary to popular belief I'm not actually perfect but I'm sure not some mastermind trying to manipulate him into position so I can steal his life force or something."
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"Sounds like the kind of fight that has some history behind it," he comments as diplomatically as possible.
"I'm not judging, okay, just saying... how much of that have you explained to him. Like. Calmly?"
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"...depends on your definition of calmly? We came down from the shouting but uh—" she's pretty sure that's because he thought she was about to start crying or something, which, pathetically, she probably was. "—I dunno. I've tried. He just never hears me."
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"Have you tried getting a mediator? Someone to talk you both through it?"
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"No 'cuz that'd be mortifying," is offered like it's meant to be joking, but it's probably obvious that it's not quite. "See, okay, thing is, we've only actually been talking again for..."
...wow it's almost eight months now, counting time here. Time fucking flies.
"...a few months, so it's not like this has been an issue again for long, y'know? This was the first time it turned into an actual argument again."
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Alice actually sputters in blatantly played up offence. "Pffbt what? Me, still be into that scrawny hopeless dweeb? Don't be— don't be ridiculous! My tastes have matured since uni, thank you, I am— why does everyone keep acting like I'm tryna jump his bones again? First Colin, then Teddy, now you lot— I'm a grown woman now! I pay taxes, I've got tits! It'd be pathetic if I was still pining for my ex from a decade ago! Don't be—"
—yeah this is really not helping her case is it.
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"Alice..." he says as he desperately tries to keep the grin out of his voice, "You know it's okay, right? If you still like him. You don't have to pretend."
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"Nah I'm pretty sure it wouldn't be. Like I think if I pulled up a list of things that are okay you would not find 'still holding a candle for your ex of ten years who's already into your new coworker at the job you nepo'd him into' on that list."
She really cannot stop digging herself a hole.
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"Okay..." Yeah, so admittedly some of that is pretty awkward. But still! Stop pretending, Alice, Max can see right through it. Put the shovel down.
"So, is it not okay because he doesn't like you back?"
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There is a visible struggle on her face with how to respond, this time. She hasn't hit bedrock yet, right, she can totally keep this totally believable defence of herself up indefinitely. Totally.
"Well obviously he doesn't like me b— like me like that anymore, because we're broken up and have been for ten years. And that's fine! That's— fine."
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"So he was the one who broke up with you?"
Is it fine? Is it?
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