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pumpkinhollow ([personal profile] pumpkinhollow) wrote in [community profile] ph_logs2024-06-08 10:59 pm

June Event - Cukey-Scary [The Cucumber Festival]

**Plain text version here.
CUKEY-SCARY
Come one, come all!
The long-awaited festival to enjoy vegetables and welcome in the summer months has finally arrived - and this time, completely uninhibited by curses!

Pumpkin Hollow's streets are bright and bustling, adorned with green ribbons, baskets of flowers, and freshly arranged shop stalls to market their goods to the festival-goers as they mill about the streets surrounding the Festival Green. Cheering crowds watch performers perched upon stages, jaunty music played by thoroughly energized bands fills the air, and the smell of freshly-cut cucumbers is carried on the breeze.

Welcome to the Cucumber Festival, a sorely-missed holiday held exclusively on Marrow Isle. It is a festival begun at the town's inception to encourage the newly-established farming community, which was rapidly embraced from then on. Many smaller-scale gardeners dedicate vast amounts of energy in joining farmers to make the festival possible, and this year is more abundant than ever, thanks to the efforts of the new arrivals taking up the farming mantles. The merriment sprawls all over the Festival Green, and even further into the town.

One question yet remains: where to begin?

Cucumber Celebrations Commence!
Copious Cucumber Cuisine With the cucumber harvest more bountiful this year than it'd ever been, the booths have a wide assortment of offerings - cucumber chips, fried pickles, bowls of salad, breads with chunks of vegetable in them, fritters, among the wide tide of other culinary delights. If you can make it with a cucumber, these people have!

Almost as abundant as the attendees are, the stalls and booths set up with cucumber-centric meals are easily found. much of it is cheap, even free in many cases, and scattered with them are other booths peddling artisan goods.

Challenges of Chance and Cheer As much as Hollowites enjoy their food, there's rarely an opportunity that they pass up to incorporate games or rides into festivities, and the Cucumber Festival has an extremely wide variety to offer!

The Whirling Wyvern is a ride that stands shortly behind a neat arrangement of picnic tables. Rope fences wind around the ride, giving it a safe distance from any bystanders, and the surrounding area is littered with flour bags, densely stuffed to offer padding.

Watching it even briefly makes it very clear why the padding is needed: the platform, raised about two feet off the ground in the middle, begins to spin its seated riders, rotating faster and faster until they topple, roll, and fall off the sides, into the padding below. People can often be heard nearby making bets with friends to see who can stay on the longest. (It's not a recommended ride for anyone who's been drinking!)

Bumpermobiles is another ride, operating on enchantment instead of electricity and a switch, that may look familiar to some of Pumpkin Hollow's residents from more modern times! Though they lack the distinctive roofed building in favor of a section of paved road closed off with wooden beams, the small carts of the bumpermobiles resemble automobiles of the current time, outfitted with wide-edges to brace the impact they'll inevitably have on one-another! Each one seats two, but are able to be driven on their own, if you'd prefer to focus your conversations on heckling your fellow driver.

Hot Air Balloons are set up not on the Green, but just outside of it, taking a spot just off to the side that's unoccupied by booths or frequent foot-traffic. Each ride carries a maximum of three, not counting the operator, and gives any rider an impressive view of marrow isle for thirty minutes.

The Carousel stands in the center of the Festival Green, chiming cheerful music from the pillar in the center. Horses are joined by the addition of shimmering unicorns, beaked pegasi, and colorfully painted pony-drawn carts (which are crafted to be seats, for those who cannot climb on one of the other mounts).

The Wheel of Chance is a vertical wheel, perched between artisan's booths, offering low-stake prizes for a small payment! 5 Brass allows you to spin the wheel, offering one of ten available prizes:

  1. a cucumber, covered in batter and fried, on a stick.
  2. a goldfish in a decorative bowl.
  3. a pair of pants, with several varieties to choose from.
  4. a deck of playing cards.
  5. a fine leather-bound notebook.
  6. a set of six shot glasses.
  7. a bottle of wine.
  8. a basket of assorted fruits.
  9. a glass-blown animal native to Marrow Isle, palm-sized, in assorted species and colors.
  10. 10 Brass. Double your money!
(For any concerned about the wellbeing of the fish: the person operating the wheel assures the health of these goldfish, and that the bowls are simply for festival distribution. They do note, however, that you'll be on the hook, no pun intended, to provide the new home for the fish.)

The Cucumber Festival's Raffle is one of the most coveted opportunities to spend a small sum of brass and win one of the many prizes donated by the community, with all contributions going into community services and upkeep.

Each ticket costs 20 Brass, and each person may purchase up to 5 tickets. There will be three drawings total, granting a small prize, a medium prize, and a grand prize to each winner. One person cannot win more than one prize; if the same person draws a second prize after their first, it will be re-rolled.

To purchase a raffle ticket, please reply to the Pumpkin Hollow mod account comment with RAFFLE TICKETS as the title, also linked here, stating how many tickets your character will be buying. On JUNE 14TH, ticket purchasing will be closed, and the prizes will be rolled!

The prizes are as follows:

  1. 1st (small): a telescope, with elegant engravings in the metal, donated by Elias Coldwood.
  2. 2nd (medium): a set of two enchanted tea puppies, one glass and one metal, donated by Neil West.
  3. 3rd (grand prize): a basket-hilt sword, well-weighted, masterfully crafted, and delightfully ornate, donated by Dahlia Leeds.
Contestants Convene for Competition Of course, what's a festival without a little bit of friendly competition! Over the week of celebrations, the Cucumber Festival hosts the following activities for any and all participants interested in joining in the fun.

The Cucumber Growing Competition is a celebration of the farmers who made all this possible, as well as a flexing of gardening prowess. Each cucumber is measured in weight, length, and color! The prize for the best cucumber in show is simply a ribbon, but among the Pumpkin Hollow farmers, it's quite a statement to have. Career farmers, hobby gardeners, and onlookers alike gather to see the town's farmers' handiwork!

The Cooking Competition follows directly after the Cucumber Growing Competition. While the larger of the vegetables don't make for very good foods, sacrificing flavor for size, the rest of the entries are cut up and used for a variety of dishes. Chefs of all varieties are encouraged to participate to show their culinary prowess!

The Great Turnip Smash-Off is a cheeky jab at the prior year's failed festival. Wielding any tools they like, including but not limited to one's hands themselves, each contestant is allotted three minutes to destroy as many turnips as they possibly can. The prize for the cucumber festival's first annual turnip slayer is a small trophy for bragging rights!

The Water Walk is a fun sport for all ages! Lined up in rows with metal spoons full of water, the participants must walk carefully to the end of the "racetrack" to a small glass of water, with a line denoted on the side at the middle. The first person to fill their glass to or above that mark wins!

The Variety Show occurs throughout the week, offering the stage to many people of assorted talents. The first day is booked up for magicians (sleight of hand, specifically - mages are politely requested to refrain from participation), and on the following Monday, a "feat of strength" competition will showcase the might of those strongest in Pumpkin Hollow! The other days are yet to be filled, and several festival attendants are waiting with clipboards to accept submissions. Many newcomers have talents they've never seen before, so new submissions of the musical, magical, or other remarkable talent alike are not only welcome, but strongly encouraged!

Carnival Complications
Of course, not all things can go entirely peacefully in Pumpkin Hollow's festivities, and the Cucumber Festival has never been exempt from this. Though the prior years' incident was far more disruptive to the festival's celebrations, several things begin to crop up over the span of the week.
Capricious Crashers As the festival goes on, it seems that some poltergeists have seen fit to invite themselves to the party. Two games are affected, with varying results.

The Whack-a-Mole Game, during the first night, becomes the first item to start experiencing a mild haunting. Though the specters only make themselves known when the participant is alone, there's a distinct feeling of guilt that comes with each smack, not unlike stepping on a cat's tail without realizing it. Instead of the triumphant jingle that the machine lets out when the game is complete, a stark silence settles in, as though the entire festival has frozen in time. Only then does a whisper, no louder than a breeze, brush past your ear.

Rolling a D3, the spirits haunting the whack-a-mole machine will tell you the following:

  1. a secret that isn't yours to have about someone in town.
  2. a piece of gossip, a shocking recent happening that may or may not be getting around in whispers.
  3. a lie, carefully crafted to impact the way you see one of your fellow townsfolk.

(Mod Note: the information given is always going to be about someone nearby. When tagging into someone's top-level with the Whack-a-Mole Game who's got secrets or gossip, provide a piece of information about your character that the spirits might've said! Additionally, feel free to request a piece of information about an NPC, major or minor. For a lie, anything goes. Have fun with it!)

The Candle-Shooting Game is the next to become haunted, though the haunting is significantly more straightforward. In an act of simple mischief, the flame will occasionally withstand blasts from the water gun that should have surely snuffed it, or the flame will go out just as you line your shot up. These spirits are aiming to ruin this particular game, but not your night.

Cards and Consequences On the outskirts of the festival, there is a strange building set up. Just a small shack, decorated with celestial trappings and a mysterious air. Above the door, a sign painted black with gold lettering says "HOUSE OF CARDS". Is it a funhouse? A fortune teller? No one's sure who set it up. Perhaps another effort of Captain Tuttle or something.

There is a sign on the double doors that make up the entrance, which reads, "Admission is free, but you must enter in pairs." And true to its word, the doors will not open unless two different people take each door's handle. Otherwise it is definitively locked.

So, choose a companion and go explore! What's the worst that could happen? All you have to do is open the door.

| CONTENT WARNINGS: mild manipulation, unreality, snakes, possible character death. |
closureisformovies: (are you fucking kidding me)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-07-17 03:04 pm (UTC)(link)

Alice looks so genuinely surprised that what comes out of her mouth next can only sting more for it: "Wait, really? You were a nineties kid?"

apocryphalarchivist: ([Z. Short Hair Containment] arguing)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-07-30 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Jon sputters, a wordless, stumbled sound of offense. "Yes! I was born in '87. How old did you think I was?"

This is clearly something this poor bastard gets a lot. So much so that he doesn't even have to assume that there's even a possibility she's assumed he's younger.
closureisformovies: (lmao what)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-02 06:02 pm (UTC)(link)

"Older than that! That's only like three years older than me and you're greyer than Gandalf!" Blatantly exaggerated comparison, given that Jon still has colour in his hair, but the joke will always win out over truth with Alice's motor mouth. "My boss is less salt and pepper than you after she's had to deal with my bullshit for a decade, and that's not an easy feat!"

apocryphalarchivist: ([Z. Short Hair Containment] offended)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-08-03 01:03 am (UTC)(link)
"Some people grey early!" Jon gestures widely, animated with offense. He's never been all that bothered by age comments before, but something about being so caught off guard by it got him good this time around. "And it's not even that grey! Certainly not Gandalf grey. Good god."
closureisformovies: (oh come on)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-03 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)

Alice huffs and gestures loosely. "Look mate I dunno what to tell you, I've heard your voice coming out of a computer so old John Major was still PM when it bit its first byte!"

apocryphalarchivist: ([Z. Short Hair Containment] perplexed)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-08-04 06:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Okay, that was a good one, and that alone nearly diffuses half of his tirade. It leaves him with a sigh, world-weary (which is not helping his case whatsoever), lifting a hand to his brow.

"Alright, alright! I have no idea how that could've happened, though. Unless some of the tapes I recorded for the Institute got sucked into some poor bastard's alternate dimensional basement, and they just so happened to stitch those into something usable on an ancient machine, I haven't got the foggiest fucking idea how that happened."
closureisformovies: (what)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-04 11:37 pm (UTC)(link)

"Everything's a multiverse these days, I swear to..." she trails off grumbling and then, a final bit of snark: "Maybe in my universe our version of you was born in his rightful birth year of 1969!"

Dennis tries to get out of her arms at this point. She does not let him.

"...I'm not gonna like the answer if I ask what Institute you're talking about."

That's not even a question. It's a statement of fact.

apocryphalarchivist: ([Neutral] serious conversation)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-08-04 11:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Before he can fly back into snark and definitely-not-bitter remarks, the Institute comes back up. This isn't the first time he's heard it as something in a sort of infamy, but he's still tentative when he speaks its name, as though it were bad luck to do so.

"I don't suppose the answer you'd like the least is the Magnus Institute, is it?"
closureisformovies: (oh come on)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-05 12:01 am (UTC)(link)

"Yep that'd be the bugger. Goddammit." She'd smack her head against a wall if she had one at hand. "Please tell me you haven't met Sam."

apocryphalarchivist: ([Joy] jokes)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-08-05 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
"Mm. Well, I didn't get a name, but I did meet a fellow at a game night at the Oak & Iron who said he worked at a place called the OIAR and had a solid handful of questions for me about the Institute. Gave a lie that sounded a lot like what we did, so I assumed he was just from another department."

Either there's someone else who's keenly aware of the Institute as an urban legend, or this is their guy. It's nice to have a name to a face, at least.
closureisformovies: (eye roll)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-05 12:22 am (UTC)(link)

With the most long-suffering sigh ever heard, "Yeah, that's him alright. Samama Khalid. My best friend and royal pain in my arse because he doesn't know the meaning of not sticking your nose in places it's gonna get cut off. I thought we'd at least get away from it now we're stuck in an entire other universe but apparently not!"

apocryphalarchivist: ([Joy] teasing)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-08-05 12:53 am (UTC)(link)
Jon gives a breath of a laugh at that. "Good luck. There's three of us here from the Institute, and I've seen others come and go. Not that we're doing much dismembering, but I don't think that poor bastard could be closer to finding the jump-off into all this bullshit than he is now."
closureisformovies: (rub face)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-05 01:01 am (UTC)(link)

"We literally died falling into some septic tank in the ruins of your fancy schmancy institute!" As far as they currently know, anyway. Whether they find out otherwise remains to be seen. "I swear, I never thought he'd be so—"

Dennis's head is now being used as the substitute for a pillow to muffle a frustrated noise in. He seems mostly fine with this.

Edited (typos my detested) 2024-08-05 01:18 (UTC)
apocryphalarchivist: ([Fear] sweats profusely)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-08-05 01:20 am (UTC)(link)
As snarky as they've been at each other, Jon lets her have this moment, no snide remarks included. Once the Impidimp scream concludes, though, he lets out a light sigh.

"Some supernatural incident's got him stuck in some obsessive loop to find more and understand, I'm guessing? You'd be shocked by how often that happens. ...Or maybe you wouldn't, considering."
closureisformovies: (distaste)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-05 01:32 am (UTC)(link)

"He's never outright said anything supernatural happened. Just that he saw some weird stuff in that place." Which in their line of work is about as close as you're going to get to saying 'supernatural' without actually saying the word. "It's not like I don't get wanting to get closure about this stuff, but I've seen people go off the deep end plenty over the years. Everyone thinks they've found the secret thread to pull to unravel some whole conspiracy and solve all their problems, but that's not how it works. Or they wouldn't've all quit or got fired over it!"

Okay, getting a bit too real at the cucumber festival, right now. Dial it back, Dyer. Jesus christ.

"Nutters. Seriously."

apocryphalarchivist: ([Joy] jokes)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-08-05 01:53 am (UTC)(link)
"You know, that sounds about right, considering everything that I've seen. Even back at the Institute, if you get too close to cracking something truly open, things start to fall apart. Makes you wonder if those seams are there for a reason, and those threads being pulled making things fall apart is just the nature of it."

Now he's gone and gotten too real, as well. Time to course-correct.

"You know how it is with jobs, though. You get too good at what you do, or start to understand to well, and then you've got the boot. Maybe the powers that be think that these people will plan to ask for a raise?"
closureisformovies: (grump)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-05 02:17 am (UTC)(link)

Dryly, "We're in the civil service. No one ever asks for a raise. We all know better."

Then with a sigh, "Honestly mate the job's not exactly the kind you can get too good at. We read or listen to creepy stories and file them under a weirdly specific filing system that even the nerdiest of the nerds can't hope to memorise completely."

apocryphalarchivist: ([Joy] a little bit smug)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-08-05 02:34 am (UTC)(link)
"Don't know what you even need to know about the Magnus Institute, then, it sounds like you've got all your bases covered. You've even got a filing system. We haven't even got that."
closureisformovies: (grimace)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-05 02:40 am (UTC)(link)

"How do you not have a filing system?" comes out with far more genuine offence than even she expects and she has to stop herself and go, "Oh, god, they've got me. Assimilated into the admin hivemind."

apocryphalarchivist: ([Joy] jokes)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-08-06 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
"Mm, yeah, they've got you pretty bad. It's only a matter of time before they take hold and start making you ask me if we're reaching our quarterly quotas on time," He jokes, purposefully particularly flat. "Does it make it better or worse that everything was almost entirely on paper?"
closureisformovies: (uh okay)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-06 12:43 am (UTC)(link)

"By the sounds of it you've never made a quarterly quota in your life. Seriously, like, definitely worse. Sure explains all the mulch we kept finding in your grotty burned down basement." She's not going to stop talking about the burned down Institute like it's his intact Institute. "Our computers might be old enough to start complaining of back pain but at least we're mostly digitised."

apocryphalarchivist: ([Surprised] what??)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-08-06 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
"I've made plenty of quotas anywhere else but there. I don't even know that they had a quota for what we were doing." A beat, and he gives her a thoroughly perplexed look. "What were the two of you even looking for down there? Besides a quick way to get killed, I suppose."
Edited 2024-08-06 01:10 (UTC)
closureisformovies: (deep sigh)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-06 01:18 am (UTC)(link)

Alice makes a 'pfffbt' sound. "Honestly mate, no clue. Sam was convinced he'd find something but the place burned down twenty years ago, any records he wanted were always gonna be nothin' but pulp. He just kept saying he'd know it when he saw it."

apocryphalarchivist: ([Neutral] serious conversation)

[personal profile] apocryphalarchivist 2024-08-06 02:42 am (UTC)(link)
"Burned down, probably rained on for plenty of those twenty years. Almost makes me wish I'd given him something of a little more substance, let him feel like it was worth it, one way or another."
closureisformovies: (seriously)

[personal profile] closureisformovies 2024-08-06 05:07 pm (UTC)(link)

Alice gives him the look to end all looks. "Please don't. It's all fun and games for you but I'm the one who's gotta keep him from getting in over his head with it whenever we get home."

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