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pumpkinhollow ([personal profile] pumpkinhollow) wrote in [community profile] ph_logs2024-06-08 10:59 pm

June Event - Cukey-Scary [The Cucumber Festival]

**Plain text version here.
CUKEY-SCARY
Come one, come all!
The long-awaited festival to enjoy vegetables and welcome in the summer months has finally arrived - and this time, completely uninhibited by curses!

Pumpkin Hollow's streets are bright and bustling, adorned with green ribbons, baskets of flowers, and freshly arranged shop stalls to market their goods to the festival-goers as they mill about the streets surrounding the Festival Green. Cheering crowds watch performers perched upon stages, jaunty music played by thoroughly energized bands fills the air, and the smell of freshly-cut cucumbers is carried on the breeze.

Welcome to the Cucumber Festival, a sorely-missed holiday held exclusively on Marrow Isle. It is a festival begun at the town's inception to encourage the newly-established farming community, which was rapidly embraced from then on. Many smaller-scale gardeners dedicate vast amounts of energy in joining farmers to make the festival possible, and this year is more abundant than ever, thanks to the efforts of the new arrivals taking up the farming mantles. The merriment sprawls all over the Festival Green, and even further into the town.

One question yet remains: where to begin?

Cucumber Celebrations Commence!
Copious Cucumber Cuisine With the cucumber harvest more bountiful this year than it'd ever been, the booths have a wide assortment of offerings - cucumber chips, fried pickles, bowls of salad, breads with chunks of vegetable in them, fritters, among the wide tide of other culinary delights. If you can make it with a cucumber, these people have!

Almost as abundant as the attendees are, the stalls and booths set up with cucumber-centric meals are easily found. much of it is cheap, even free in many cases, and scattered with them are other booths peddling artisan goods.

Challenges of Chance and Cheer As much as Hollowites enjoy their food, there's rarely an opportunity that they pass up to incorporate games or rides into festivities, and the Cucumber Festival has an extremely wide variety to offer!

The Whirling Wyvern is a ride that stands shortly behind a neat arrangement of picnic tables. Rope fences wind around the ride, giving it a safe distance from any bystanders, and the surrounding area is littered with flour bags, densely stuffed to offer padding.

Watching it even briefly makes it very clear why the padding is needed: the platform, raised about two feet off the ground in the middle, begins to spin its seated riders, rotating faster and faster until they topple, roll, and fall off the sides, into the padding below. People can often be heard nearby making bets with friends to see who can stay on the longest. (It's not a recommended ride for anyone who's been drinking!)

Bumpermobiles is another ride, operating on enchantment instead of electricity and a switch, that may look familiar to some of Pumpkin Hollow's residents from more modern times! Though they lack the distinctive roofed building in favor of a section of paved road closed off with wooden beams, the small carts of the bumpermobiles resemble automobiles of the current time, outfitted with wide-edges to brace the impact they'll inevitably have on one-another! Each one seats two, but are able to be driven on their own, if you'd prefer to focus your conversations on heckling your fellow driver.

Hot Air Balloons are set up not on the Green, but just outside of it, taking a spot just off to the side that's unoccupied by booths or frequent foot-traffic. Each ride carries a maximum of three, not counting the operator, and gives any rider an impressive view of marrow isle for thirty minutes.

The Carousel stands in the center of the Festival Green, chiming cheerful music from the pillar in the center. Horses are joined by the addition of shimmering unicorns, beaked pegasi, and colorfully painted pony-drawn carts (which are crafted to be seats, for those who cannot climb on one of the other mounts).

The Wheel of Chance is a vertical wheel, perched between artisan's booths, offering low-stake prizes for a small payment! 5 Brass allows you to spin the wheel, offering one of ten available prizes:

  1. a cucumber, covered in batter and fried, on a stick.
  2. a goldfish in a decorative bowl.
  3. a pair of pants, with several varieties to choose from.
  4. a deck of playing cards.
  5. a fine leather-bound notebook.
  6. a set of six shot glasses.
  7. a bottle of wine.
  8. a basket of assorted fruits.
  9. a glass-blown animal native to Marrow Isle, palm-sized, in assorted species and colors.
  10. 10 Brass. Double your money!
(For any concerned about the wellbeing of the fish: the person operating the wheel assures the health of these goldfish, and that the bowls are simply for festival distribution. They do note, however, that you'll be on the hook, no pun intended, to provide the new home for the fish.)

The Cucumber Festival's Raffle is one of the most coveted opportunities to spend a small sum of brass and win one of the many prizes donated by the community, with all contributions going into community services and upkeep.

Each ticket costs 20 Brass, and each person may purchase up to 5 tickets. There will be three drawings total, granting a small prize, a medium prize, and a grand prize to each winner. One person cannot win more than one prize; if the same person draws a second prize after their first, it will be re-rolled.

To purchase a raffle ticket, please reply to the Pumpkin Hollow mod account comment with RAFFLE TICKETS as the title, also linked here, stating how many tickets your character will be buying. On JUNE 14TH, ticket purchasing will be closed, and the prizes will be rolled!

The prizes are as follows:

  1. 1st (small): a telescope, with elegant engravings in the metal, donated by Elias Coldwood.
  2. 2nd (medium): a set of two enchanted tea puppies, one glass and one metal, donated by Neil West.
  3. 3rd (grand prize): a basket-hilt sword, well-weighted, masterfully crafted, and delightfully ornate, donated by Dahlia Leeds.
Contestants Convene for Competition Of course, what's a festival without a little bit of friendly competition! Over the week of celebrations, the Cucumber Festival hosts the following activities for any and all participants interested in joining in the fun.

The Cucumber Growing Competition is a celebration of the farmers who made all this possible, as well as a flexing of gardening prowess. Each cucumber is measured in weight, length, and color! The prize for the best cucumber in show is simply a ribbon, but among the Pumpkin Hollow farmers, it's quite a statement to have. Career farmers, hobby gardeners, and onlookers alike gather to see the town's farmers' handiwork!

The Cooking Competition follows directly after the Cucumber Growing Competition. While the larger of the vegetables don't make for very good foods, sacrificing flavor for size, the rest of the entries are cut up and used for a variety of dishes. Chefs of all varieties are encouraged to participate to show their culinary prowess!

The Great Turnip Smash-Off is a cheeky jab at the prior year's failed festival. Wielding any tools they like, including but not limited to one's hands themselves, each contestant is allotted three minutes to destroy as many turnips as they possibly can. The prize for the cucumber festival's first annual turnip slayer is a small trophy for bragging rights!

The Water Walk is a fun sport for all ages! Lined up in rows with metal spoons full of water, the participants must walk carefully to the end of the "racetrack" to a small glass of water, with a line denoted on the side at the middle. The first person to fill their glass to or above that mark wins!

The Variety Show occurs throughout the week, offering the stage to many people of assorted talents. The first day is booked up for magicians (sleight of hand, specifically - mages are politely requested to refrain from participation), and on the following Monday, a "feat of strength" competition will showcase the might of those strongest in Pumpkin Hollow! The other days are yet to be filled, and several festival attendants are waiting with clipboards to accept submissions. Many newcomers have talents they've never seen before, so new submissions of the musical, magical, or other remarkable talent alike are not only welcome, but strongly encouraged!

Carnival Complications
Of course, not all things can go entirely peacefully in Pumpkin Hollow's festivities, and the Cucumber Festival has never been exempt from this. Though the prior years' incident was far more disruptive to the festival's celebrations, several things begin to crop up over the span of the week.
Capricious Crashers As the festival goes on, it seems that some poltergeists have seen fit to invite themselves to the party. Two games are affected, with varying results.

The Whack-a-Mole Game, during the first night, becomes the first item to start experiencing a mild haunting. Though the specters only make themselves known when the participant is alone, there's a distinct feeling of guilt that comes with each smack, not unlike stepping on a cat's tail without realizing it. Instead of the triumphant jingle that the machine lets out when the game is complete, a stark silence settles in, as though the entire festival has frozen in time. Only then does a whisper, no louder than a breeze, brush past your ear.

Rolling a D3, the spirits haunting the whack-a-mole machine will tell you the following:

  1. a secret that isn't yours to have about someone in town.
  2. a piece of gossip, a shocking recent happening that may or may not be getting around in whispers.
  3. a lie, carefully crafted to impact the way you see one of your fellow townsfolk.

(Mod Note: the information given is always going to be about someone nearby. When tagging into someone's top-level with the Whack-a-Mole Game who's got secrets or gossip, provide a piece of information about your character that the spirits might've said! Additionally, feel free to request a piece of information about an NPC, major or minor. For a lie, anything goes. Have fun with it!)

The Candle-Shooting Game is the next to become haunted, though the haunting is significantly more straightforward. In an act of simple mischief, the flame will occasionally withstand blasts from the water gun that should have surely snuffed it, or the flame will go out just as you line your shot up. These spirits are aiming to ruin this particular game, but not your night.

Cards and Consequences On the outskirts of the festival, there is a strange building set up. Just a small shack, decorated with celestial trappings and a mysterious air. Above the door, a sign painted black with gold lettering says "HOUSE OF CARDS". Is it a funhouse? A fortune teller? No one's sure who set it up. Perhaps another effort of Captain Tuttle or something.

There is a sign on the double doors that make up the entrance, which reads, "Admission is free, but you must enter in pairs." And true to its word, the doors will not open unless two different people take each door's handle. Otherwise it is definitively locked.

So, choose a companion and go explore! What's the worst that could happen? All you have to do is open the door.

| CONTENT WARNINGS: mild manipulation, unreality, snakes, possible character death. |
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[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2024-06-30 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
"It's all right!" Shen Qingqiu laughs. "There won't be any wind once we get inside, you'll see!" He opens the door of cups...

And stares, abashed, at the elegant and well-appointed garden that now surrounds them. "I was expecting another indoor space," he says, a little embarrassed. "But you see what I mean now, right? If it is an illusion, it's the most comprehensive one I've ever seen or heard of. Personally my money's on a pocket dimension."

He eyes the teas and sweets with hungry interest. Of course there are many stories which warn against eating strange food in magical locations, but...this is a carnival attraction, after all. Meaning technically they're legitimate guests here, not intruders. Surely it wouldn't hurt to sit down and have a small snack?
maltesefalcon: (perception check)

[personal profile] maltesefalcon 2024-07-03 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
"Are you seriously just going to eat something you find in a magical pocket dimension?" You are being Judged right now, but Cerrit makes no attempt to stop Shen Qingqiu.
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[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2024-07-04 03:20 am (UTC)(link)
"It looks delicious!" Shen Qingqiu whines. "Surely if there's trouble, the two of us can handle it?"

He scoops up one of the sweets and bites into it, eyes narrowing into slits with pleasure. "Oh, that's delicious! You don't know what you're missing, shixiong!"
maltesefalcon: (what the fuck)

[personal profile] maltesefalcon 2024-07-04 03:29 am (UTC)(link)
"Maybe if they had beak-friendly cups and some proper meat." Cerrit shakes his head, considering the rest of the garden space. "Two doors again, it would seem."
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[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2024-07-15 01:04 am (UTC)(link)
"Mm-hm! Hm..." Shen Qingqiu carefully wraps some of the fruit up in a napkin and tucks it into his sleeve, and then picks up one of the teacups and sips from it while he joins Cerrit in surveying the area. "In poetry, wisteria is used to represent good luck and success, while roses represent romance and longevity. I suppose two confirmed bachelors such as ourselves could use all the luck we can get, right?"
maltesefalcon: (perception check)

[personal profile] maltesefalcon 2024-07-15 01:06 am (UTC)(link)
"Confirmed? I was married back home. Might be again, someday." The slang just doesn't work for an Exandrian, from a land where marriage isn't limited by gender.
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[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2024-07-19 08:47 am (UTC)(link)
"O-oh, really?" Oh god, now he's gone and put his foot in it. Shen Qingqiu verbally fumbles for a moment before managing to stammer out, "Well, that's great! I guess it's the maze for us, then!" And then he about faces and marches straight into the rose maze, in an attempt to escape this conversation.
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[personal profile] maltesefalcon 2024-07-20 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
"Wait. What...did you mean something else, by calling me a confirmed bachelor? Or are you just shocked that I found someone willing to marry me?" Cerrit follows through the maze, resisting the temptation to just wing his way over it.

(The next part of the House of Cards isn't even much of an escape, given. But Cerrit wants to understand before he really dives into the bigger puzzle surrounding them.)
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[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2024-07-25 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
"It was just a silly assumption on my part!" Shen Qingqiu, badly flustered, tries to explain. "You just remind me of one of my martial brothers, my shidi. He's very focused on his martial arts and his work, like you. But I'm not sure he knows women even exist...I'm sorry!" He pulls his fan out in order to hide behind it. "I meant no insult, I promise."
maltesefalcon: (perception check)

[personal profile] maltesefalcon 2024-07-25 11:58 am (UTC)(link)
"...I mean, yes, my wife and I were separated at the time of my death due to me paying more attention to my work than her. But I'm trying to be better about that with Watson, here."

He's still confused, but more amused by the reaction than anything.

"Are you telling me that you're not interested in relationships, or that you prefer men?"
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[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2024-07-25 12:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a shame that Cerrit isn't from a technologically advanced civilization, he'll miss out on all the delightful connotations of watching a grown man verbally keysmash in real life.

"I! What?? Where did that come from all of a sudden, you can't just ask people that kind of thing out of nowhere!" Shen Qingqiu's face is bright, bright red as he declares, "Obviously I prefer women, I'm a completely average heterosexual man who's just been unlucky in love, that's all!" That's a pretty long-winded way to say you've never had a girlfriend in your life, Shen Yuan...not that you ever tried very hard.
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[personal profile] maltesefalcon 2024-07-25 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
“Obviously? What makes it so obv…oh, you poor soul, you’re another one from a world where it’s not acceptable for men to court men, huh?” Cerrit clicks his beak like a tutting aunty. “You know it’s okay here, right? Like how Dr. West and Dr. Coldwood were married at one point. Or how the blacksmith girl is into both men and women. Like I am.”
xiaoxiuya: (tiny fuck)

cw: discussion of legal and social homophobia

[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2024-07-25 12:55 pm (UTC)(link)
"I!" Shen Qingqiu straight up stammers for a moment before finally getting ahold of himself and saying, "I wouldn't say it's completely unacceptable in my world, it's not like it's illegal or anything, at least not in my country, it's just not the most, uh...pro-social way to live your life? But that's hardly relevant to me," he declares, "because I am one hundred percent straight. I like women! Women are just, the absolute best. Not that there's anything wrong with you and Dr. Watson!" he adds as anxious rider. "I just mean, in terms of my own preferences, they're definitely for women. Not men."
Edited 2024-07-25 12:56 (UTC)
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[personal profile] maltesefalcon 2024-07-25 12:59 pm (UTC)(link)
Cerrit just eagle-eyes at him in silence for a long, uncomfortable moment.
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[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2024-07-25 01:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Shen Qingqiu stares back, feeling for some reason like a rabbit caught in a snare. "What?" he laughs, nervously. "What's the matter now?"
maltesefalcon: (intimidation check)

[personal profile] maltesefalcon 2024-07-25 01:21 pm (UTC)(link)
"Just trying to figure out which of us you're lying to. I think it's yourself. I think you've really gotten in your head about what you're supposed to be."
xiaoxiuya: (tiny fuck)

[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2024-07-25 01:26 pm (UTC)(link)
Shen Qingqiu sputters in affront. "Eh?? Lying?? Why on earth would I lie about something like this, especially to you? It's not as though I have any social consequences to worry about here -- as you said, no one cares! I'm just stating some personal facts about myself."

He lowers his fan so Cerrit can see his frown. "It's quite rude to accuse someone of deceit for no reason, you know."
maltesefalcon: (stoicism)

[personal profile] maltesefalcon 2024-07-25 01:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"You sound very defensive. I may not care, but it sounds to me like you do." And he's so very calm as he says that, no fuss or fucks to give at all.
xiaoxiuya: (exasperated fan)

[personal profile] xiaoxiuya 2024-07-25 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
"If you don't care, then why are you pushing me??" Shen Qingqiu asks, his agitation growing. He points at the door. "Did you forget that we came here to explore, shixiong? I didn't sign up to have my personal life interrogated!"