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pumpkinhollow ([personal profile] pumpkinhollow) wrote in [community profile] ph_logs2024-06-08 10:59 pm

June Event - Cukey-Scary [The Cucumber Festival]

**Plain text version here.
CUKEY-SCARY
Come one, come all!
The long-awaited festival to enjoy vegetables and welcome in the summer months has finally arrived - and this time, completely uninhibited by curses!

Pumpkin Hollow's streets are bright and bustling, adorned with green ribbons, baskets of flowers, and freshly arranged shop stalls to market their goods to the festival-goers as they mill about the streets surrounding the Festival Green. Cheering crowds watch performers perched upon stages, jaunty music played by thoroughly energized bands fills the air, and the smell of freshly-cut cucumbers is carried on the breeze.

Welcome to the Cucumber Festival, a sorely-missed holiday held exclusively on Marrow Isle. It is a festival begun at the town's inception to encourage the newly-established farming community, which was rapidly embraced from then on. Many smaller-scale gardeners dedicate vast amounts of energy in joining farmers to make the festival possible, and this year is more abundant than ever, thanks to the efforts of the new arrivals taking up the farming mantles. The merriment sprawls all over the Festival Green, and even further into the town.

One question yet remains: where to begin?

Cucumber Celebrations Commence!
Copious Cucumber Cuisine With the cucumber harvest more bountiful this year than it'd ever been, the booths have a wide assortment of offerings - cucumber chips, fried pickles, bowls of salad, breads with chunks of vegetable in them, fritters, among the wide tide of other culinary delights. If you can make it with a cucumber, these people have!

Almost as abundant as the attendees are, the stalls and booths set up with cucumber-centric meals are easily found. much of it is cheap, even free in many cases, and scattered with them are other booths peddling artisan goods.

Challenges of Chance and Cheer As much as Hollowites enjoy their food, there's rarely an opportunity that they pass up to incorporate games or rides into festivities, and the Cucumber Festival has an extremely wide variety to offer!

The Whirling Wyvern is a ride that stands shortly behind a neat arrangement of picnic tables. Rope fences wind around the ride, giving it a safe distance from any bystanders, and the surrounding area is littered with flour bags, densely stuffed to offer padding.

Watching it even briefly makes it very clear why the padding is needed: the platform, raised about two feet off the ground in the middle, begins to spin its seated riders, rotating faster and faster until they topple, roll, and fall off the sides, into the padding below. People can often be heard nearby making bets with friends to see who can stay on the longest. (It's not a recommended ride for anyone who's been drinking!)

Bumpermobiles is another ride, operating on enchantment instead of electricity and a switch, that may look familiar to some of Pumpkin Hollow's residents from more modern times! Though they lack the distinctive roofed building in favor of a section of paved road closed off with wooden beams, the small carts of the bumpermobiles resemble automobiles of the current time, outfitted with wide-edges to brace the impact they'll inevitably have on one-another! Each one seats two, but are able to be driven on their own, if you'd prefer to focus your conversations on heckling your fellow driver.

Hot Air Balloons are set up not on the Green, but just outside of it, taking a spot just off to the side that's unoccupied by booths or frequent foot-traffic. Each ride carries a maximum of three, not counting the operator, and gives any rider an impressive view of marrow isle for thirty minutes.

The Carousel stands in the center of the Festival Green, chiming cheerful music from the pillar in the center. Horses are joined by the addition of shimmering unicorns, beaked pegasi, and colorfully painted pony-drawn carts (which are crafted to be seats, for those who cannot climb on one of the other mounts).

The Wheel of Chance is a vertical wheel, perched between artisan's booths, offering low-stake prizes for a small payment! 5 Brass allows you to spin the wheel, offering one of ten available prizes:

  1. a cucumber, covered in batter and fried, on a stick.
  2. a goldfish in a decorative bowl.
  3. a pair of pants, with several varieties to choose from.
  4. a deck of playing cards.
  5. a fine leather-bound notebook.
  6. a set of six shot glasses.
  7. a bottle of wine.
  8. a basket of assorted fruits.
  9. a glass-blown animal native to Marrow Isle, palm-sized, in assorted species and colors.
  10. 10 Brass. Double your money!
(For any concerned about the wellbeing of the fish: the person operating the wheel assures the health of these goldfish, and that the bowls are simply for festival distribution. They do note, however, that you'll be on the hook, no pun intended, to provide the new home for the fish.)

The Cucumber Festival's Raffle is one of the most coveted opportunities to spend a small sum of brass and win one of the many prizes donated by the community, with all contributions going into community services and upkeep.

Each ticket costs 20 Brass, and each person may purchase up to 5 tickets. There will be three drawings total, granting a small prize, a medium prize, and a grand prize to each winner. One person cannot win more than one prize; if the same person draws a second prize after their first, it will be re-rolled.

To purchase a raffle ticket, please reply to the Pumpkin Hollow mod account comment with RAFFLE TICKETS as the title, also linked here, stating how many tickets your character will be buying. On JUNE 14TH, ticket purchasing will be closed, and the prizes will be rolled!

The prizes are as follows:

  1. 1st (small): a telescope, with elegant engravings in the metal, donated by Elias Coldwood.
  2. 2nd (medium): a set of two enchanted tea puppies, one glass and one metal, donated by Neil West.
  3. 3rd (grand prize): a basket-hilt sword, well-weighted, masterfully crafted, and delightfully ornate, donated by Dahlia Leeds.
Contestants Convene for Competition Of course, what's a festival without a little bit of friendly competition! Over the week of celebrations, the Cucumber Festival hosts the following activities for any and all participants interested in joining in the fun.

The Cucumber Growing Competition is a celebration of the farmers who made all this possible, as well as a flexing of gardening prowess. Each cucumber is measured in weight, length, and color! The prize for the best cucumber in show is simply a ribbon, but among the Pumpkin Hollow farmers, it's quite a statement to have. Career farmers, hobby gardeners, and onlookers alike gather to see the town's farmers' handiwork!

The Cooking Competition follows directly after the Cucumber Growing Competition. While the larger of the vegetables don't make for very good foods, sacrificing flavor for size, the rest of the entries are cut up and used for a variety of dishes. Chefs of all varieties are encouraged to participate to show their culinary prowess!

The Great Turnip Smash-Off is a cheeky jab at the prior year's failed festival. Wielding any tools they like, including but not limited to one's hands themselves, each contestant is allotted three minutes to destroy as many turnips as they possibly can. The prize for the cucumber festival's first annual turnip slayer is a small trophy for bragging rights!

The Water Walk is a fun sport for all ages! Lined up in rows with metal spoons full of water, the participants must walk carefully to the end of the "racetrack" to a small glass of water, with a line denoted on the side at the middle. The first person to fill their glass to or above that mark wins!

The Variety Show occurs throughout the week, offering the stage to many people of assorted talents. The first day is booked up for magicians (sleight of hand, specifically - mages are politely requested to refrain from participation), and on the following Monday, a "feat of strength" competition will showcase the might of those strongest in Pumpkin Hollow! The other days are yet to be filled, and several festival attendants are waiting with clipboards to accept submissions. Many newcomers have talents they've never seen before, so new submissions of the musical, magical, or other remarkable talent alike are not only welcome, but strongly encouraged!

Carnival Complications
Of course, not all things can go entirely peacefully in Pumpkin Hollow's festivities, and the Cucumber Festival has never been exempt from this. Though the prior years' incident was far more disruptive to the festival's celebrations, several things begin to crop up over the span of the week.
Capricious Crashers As the festival goes on, it seems that some poltergeists have seen fit to invite themselves to the party. Two games are affected, with varying results.

The Whack-a-Mole Game, during the first night, becomes the first item to start experiencing a mild haunting. Though the specters only make themselves known when the participant is alone, there's a distinct feeling of guilt that comes with each smack, not unlike stepping on a cat's tail without realizing it. Instead of the triumphant jingle that the machine lets out when the game is complete, a stark silence settles in, as though the entire festival has frozen in time. Only then does a whisper, no louder than a breeze, brush past your ear.

Rolling a D3, the spirits haunting the whack-a-mole machine will tell you the following:

  1. a secret that isn't yours to have about someone in town.
  2. a piece of gossip, a shocking recent happening that may or may not be getting around in whispers.
  3. a lie, carefully crafted to impact the way you see one of your fellow townsfolk.

(Mod Note: the information given is always going to be about someone nearby. When tagging into someone's top-level with the Whack-a-Mole Game who's got secrets or gossip, provide a piece of information about your character that the spirits might've said! Additionally, feel free to request a piece of information about an NPC, major or minor. For a lie, anything goes. Have fun with it!)

The Candle-Shooting Game is the next to become haunted, though the haunting is significantly more straightforward. In an act of simple mischief, the flame will occasionally withstand blasts from the water gun that should have surely snuffed it, or the flame will go out just as you line your shot up. These spirits are aiming to ruin this particular game, but not your night.

Cards and Consequences On the outskirts of the festival, there is a strange building set up. Just a small shack, decorated with celestial trappings and a mysterious air. Above the door, a sign painted black with gold lettering says "HOUSE OF CARDS". Is it a funhouse? A fortune teller? No one's sure who set it up. Perhaps another effort of Captain Tuttle or something.

There is a sign on the double doors that make up the entrance, which reads, "Admission is free, but you must enter in pairs." And true to its word, the doors will not open unless two different people take each door's handle. Otherwise it is definitively locked.

So, choose a companion and go explore! What's the worst that could happen? All you have to do is open the door.

| CONTENT WARNINGS: mild manipulation, unreality, snakes, possible character death. |
thismaskismybadge: (atsv; amused)

[personal profile] thismaskismybadge 2024-06-18 08:28 pm (UTC)(link)

Gwen's laugh gets muffled quickly in Darcy's shoulder as she catches the hug and squeezes, a fresh wash of relief cascading over her. "Well, obviously! But then it all got confiscated on my way through the barrier anyway, so I guess it was all a huuuuge waste of time. But hey, better late than never, right?"

That last part loses some of the humorous sheen to something a little more earnest.

saltwaterlungs: (Tasman Sea)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2024-06-22 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Fucking narc barrier. How am I meant to live without weird super-specific funko pops and t-shirts for bands I don't listen to?"

It is however very good to see her. Darcy gestures with his head for Gwen to walk with him.

"How's it feel actually having more than like a ship's worth of space to run around in?"
thismaskismybadge: (atsv; excitement)

[personal profile] thismaskismybadge 2024-06-22 08:10 pm (UTC)(link)

Gwen walks with him, which in her case often means walking backwards facing him. It's fine, her Spider-Sense will tell her if she's going to bump into something. Probably.

"For the first week I walked on walls and rooftops more than I walked on the actual street. If I had webs, I'd be unstoppable." But, obviously, her web-shooters didn't come along for the ride. "It's not like being in a proper city again but it's so good. I didn't realise just how stir crazy I'd got."

saltwaterlungs: (Caspian Sea)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2024-06-23 04:27 am (UTC)(link)
"I tried to run from one side of the island to the other and I got winded. I actually got tired. I'm going to actually have to work on my distance running again," he agrees.

...

"I feel like we've had this conversation before, but do you not like. Produce webs?"
thismaskismybadge: (atsv; scrunchy talk)

[personal profile] thismaskismybadge 2024-06-23 08:55 pm (UTC)(link)

Gwen's brow furrows deeply for a moment, "I thiiiiink maybe we did but— nope! I'm one of the lucky-or-unlucky-depending-on-your-point-of-view majority that didn't get organic webbing. This is the first time I've been kind of jealous of those that do instead of just grossed out."

She still doesn't at all like the idea of it, but at least then she'd have web-shooters instead of being without.

"I made my webbing using a formula that I kind of only remember maybe, like, half of? I'm not the super genius scientist almost every other Spider is, I had help from my Peter. I thought I was being sneaky, but, well, in hindsight..." probably not. Anyway. She shrugs. "Anyway, without my notes, I don't know how to re-make it. So. No webs."

saltwaterlungs: (No really what the fuck)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2024-06-24 06:31 am (UTC)(link)
"So... you could just kind of climb up walls and shit, and you didn't have the ability to shoot webs. Sorry- why did you decide to do all spidery stuff with like. Your brand?"

It just wouldn't have been Darcy's 1st through 15th pick is the thing.
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[personal profile] thismaskismybadge 2024-06-24 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)

Gwen shrugs, "I saw the spider that bit me. Nothing else weird happened right before I got my powers and the bite left a weird mark behind. Which is still there actually."

Just a little mark on the back of her hand.

"Buuuuuut I think I did hear about one guy who didn't even notice he got bitten by a spider and started going by like— Gecko-guy or something?"

saltwaterlungs: (Um actually)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2024-06-26 10:12 am (UTC)(link)
"Oh, right, I forgot about that. You have a lot of backstory to keep straight."

Maybe that's why they keep rehashing backstory issues so many times.

"Honestly hysterical that his first thought was geckos. I mean I don't know what I'd pick but probably why pick an animal at all. Why not just be wall guy. Guy of the walls."
thismaskismybadge: (itsv; smile talking)

[personal profile] thismaskismybadge 2024-06-26 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)

"Yeah, no kidding. And it only gets worse the older a Spider gets. I've barely scratched the surface of the chaos that awaits. I hadn't even had my symbiote yet. So, you know. Good luck keeping up."

Even if she's beginning to accept that the Canon isn't all it was cracked up to be, she has no doubt her life will keep getting crazier. And also the symbiote keeps turning up anyway, because of course it does.

She laughs. "See if I heard of someone called wall-guy I'd, first, be like, wow that's uncreative," you know because Spider-Woman is so creative, "and second I'd expect them to be built like a brick wall or something. Maybe even made out of bricks because of some freak brick factory accident."

saltwaterlungs: (Coral Sea)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2024-06-29 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Darcy remembers what little Venom had told him about that whole situation, so Darcy does not bring it up.

"See, but he might not be like a brick wall. What if he's made of drywall. You punch him in the face and his face caves in. That'd stop me punching him, it'd be gross."
thismaskismybadge: (atsv; scrunchy talk)

[personal profile] thismaskismybadge 2024-07-03 01:53 am (UTC)(link)

Gwen would bring it up directly, if she could figure out how—or, at least, she'd consider it, whether it'd get past the nine layers of emotional obfuscation is another matter. What is she supposed to say? 'Hey I don't know how to feel about your whole thing with the symbiote?' Way too direct.

"Ew, eugh, yeah noooo thank you. That's worse than a villain just being made out of slime or something. Which is already pretty up there in gross possible villains to fight, to be clear. Anyone who's body behaves like a totally different substance is just disturbing to punch."

saltwaterlungs: (Caspian Sea)

[personal profile] saltwaterlungs 2024-07-17 12:54 pm (UTC)(link)
"Tell me about it. One of my krewemates had this whole robocop thing going on with metal under his skin. Awful. Used to hate doing boxing training with him, it was like punching a moving train."

Look at them, not touching the topic at all. It's just not happening. Incredible how two people can be so direct and so avoidant at once.
thismaskismybadge: (atsv; lopsided talking)

[personal profile] thismaskismybadge 2024-07-22 11:34 pm (UTC)(link)

"That's what it was like the couple times I got put in training against the cyborg Spider-Woman. She's cool but she's built like a bulkhead in both size and density. Punching her was absolutely like punching a moving train and I've actually punched a moving train." Beat. "Don't recommend. That was the one time I actually broke my arm."

Gwen has mastered being both blunt and avoidant. It's an art form.