Then they'll take you to Cloughprior and shove you in the ground (Mingle)

[notinflictthem]

CHARACTERS: Hawkeye and the Veteran’s Poker Club
DATE: March
LOCATION: Hawkeye’s clinic
SITUATION: Poker game (for veterans)
WARNINGS: Presumably discussion of conflict and ptsd

You need one more drop of poison and you'll dream of foreign lands

A notice goes up on the board, and Hawkeye sets up the clinic for the occasion. Obviously he’s not moving all his medical supplies out- at the back of his mind is always the possibility that something could happen that demands he put his doctor hat on again. Not choppers, but something.

But he sets up a table and chairs in the middle of the main room, with a stack of cards and some ‘chips’ (acorns, he went out and gathered some acorns, which he’s painted different colours). There’s a flask of his homemade gin, some finger food from the Oak and Iron, and he got a box of cigars for the occasion. Feels just like the conferences from home, only without sandwiches that move and Frank. So, y’know, infinitely better.

Prior to starting, while Hawkeye’s setting up, he’ll engage in some small talk with anyone who shows up early- which, they’ll all be military, it will probably be all of them.
“Ever played poker?”

Or

“Can I get you a drink?”

Or

“Can you grab that tray of implements for me?”

At the sick bed of Cuchulainn we'll kneel and say a prayer

When everyone who’s arriving arrives, Hawk sets himself at the table, one of his surgical lights over top of the table to set the mood.

“Alright- this is poker, it’s a little game we like to play back on earth, because we like losing money. I’m gonna teach you five card draw, just to get us started. I’m going to deal each of you five cards. What you’re looking for is to have the highest hand at the end of the round, then you take the pot. Easy. Hands are ranked by how hard they are to do- if you get numbered cards in order and they’re all the same suit, that’s a straight flush. Then we go four of a kind, which is just that- four of the same number. Full house is if you have three of the same number and a pair of a different numbers in the same hand. Flush is if you have all your cards in the same suit. Then straight, which is by number order but not the same suit, three of a kind, two pair, one pair, and then if you have absolutely nothing we score it by your highest card.”

Hawkeye clears his throat, takes a sip of gin.

“I'll deal to start with, we all bet based on our hands and how confident we are that we’ll have the highest ranking hand, then we discard any cards we want and redraw back up to five. Then we place our final bets, and reveal our hands. You get lost at any point, just ask. Questions?”

And the ghosts are rattling at the door and the devil's in the chair

Shittalking, chewing the fat, commiseration, and general socializing with Hawkeye during games goes under this header. Tls for your characters welcome in the comments.

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[notinflictthem]

Some of Hawkeye's usual ease returns with the mention of space flight, but all of it eases back with a laugh at the memory that Tayrey shares.

"I went back home for my twenty first birthday- that's the legal drinking age in my state back home. Dad said he was going to break open the good stuff for it, I must've spent a week practicing so I could act like I hadn't been drinking at college before then- so I sit down with them and my sister for my birthday dinner, and I do my rehearsed sip of this nice whiskey, and my mom says 'it's a good thing we're not paying for a degree in theatre', but my dad-" he laughs- "he says 'I wouldn't have wasted the good stuff on you if I thought you didn't know what you were doing'."

He shakes his head.

"What's l-space like, eh? I've only ever been on planes and choppers, and both of them feel weird enough."

[astrogator]

If she hadn't met Earthers before, the notion of having a legal drinking age at all, let alone setting it at some ridiculous point like twenty-one standard years, would have been the only thing she could comment on. It would have left libertarian Tayrey in shock. As it is, she already knows about how they discriminate, and that part of the story only earns him a mild look of disapproval - which fades as soon as she hears that he didn't abide by such an unfair law anyway.

'The more I hear about your father, the more I like him,' Tayrey says brightly.

The question about L-space animates her further; she'll never turn down an opportunity to talk about her life back home. 'Flying in atmosphere is weird in its own way. I can do in a shuttle, or a hovercar, but spaceflight is smoother. But L-space? First time I went in was nauseating, and I almost fainted. Everything's overwhelming. You can look at your own arm and it'll seem like it's bent at an impossible angle, but you touch it and it's fine. Everything looks like it's melting, or stretching, and I couldn't recognise anything on the flight console except by the colored lights. Outside is - mostly black, like ordinary space, but all the stars and planets are - not the same, it's like they pulse with a different light. Hard to describe to someone who hasn't seen. And L-space has a sound, a hum. Sometimes it's discordant with the ship's engine. Honestly, if Savitskaya hadn't been there to steady me I might have given up right then! But it gets easier. Your brain adapts - we call that resolving, and your own body and things inside the ship start to look relatively normal. Outside is still way out-of-sector, but astrogators learn to interpret it, to recognise star systems and fly their course. There are still strange sounds and shapes and colors, but you get used to it. There's this one almost-yellow that I see a lot before outward transition - that's exiting L-space - and I'm pleased to see it now, means I'm flying true.'

[notinflictthem]

"I like him too. He's like a father to me, y'know."

Which is a terrible joke but he's going to keep making it.

Still, he listens, enraptured by her descriptions of L-space. Maybe Ari really is just built different because Hawkeye's heinie would be off the ship at the next stop faster than you could say 'Euclidean geometry' seeing all of that.

"So you're kind of an expert on that kind of flying then, huh? That's what Astrogator means? It sounds uh- I'll skip the chance to experience it, but it sounds complicated, must be hard to do."

[astrogator]

It is a terrible joke, but Ari seems to appreciate that sort. She chuckles when she hears it, anyway. It's nice to have things to laugh at anyway.

'Astrogators handle L-space flight, flight in ordinary space, maintaining charts and plotting courses. Those are my primary duties - I get to do a lot else besides, but astrogation's most important. It's hard at first, until you get used to it.' This is something of an understatement; no need to bring up how many would-be astrogators don't make it through training. Instead he gets a steady smile. 'Once you can do it, though? It comes natural. There's something intuitive to it. But I don't blame you for wanting to stand clear! Space sickness is rough.'

He won't have been to space, but she has to ask: 'You ever flown? In atmosphere, I mean.'

[notinflictthem]

She really does seem to perk up, talking about her job. The system itself might make him rankle, but it sounds at least like Tayrey got the long straw in the whole deal. That much he can be glad for, for her.

"Me? Plenty. I took a plane to get to Korea, we usually take them back and forth between Seoul and Tokyo, and then we take choppers- helicopters I mean- to get anywhere around Korea in a hurry. They don't go up very high, but the cabin's open, so it feels like less of a tin can than planes do. Less cute girls in choppers though, unless you bring your own."

Another sip of his drink,

"Couple of times I had to get flown in for a field operation at the front. That, that wasn't fun. You feel that open cabin a lot more when bullets are flying past."

[astrogator]

It's true, Tayrey loves her work - and being a Director's daughter whose genetic enhancements let her practically max out the aptitude tests did open some doors for her. Still, ask most Tradeline captains where they'd want to see their own children go, and it won't be somewhere high-risk like astrogation. There's a lot more competition for the apprenticeships in the finance department.

She'd never be satisfied with a desk job; she loves flying. His description of the chopper under fire makes her draw in breath sharply, audibly. 'I can imagine. Must have taken courage. Saying it's a hazard doesn't begin to cover it. I haven't flown like that - in space, anything opens and you're in real trouble. Patching a hole someone else made is bad enough. But you're saying you've got no women doing the flying in Korea? Or only no cute ones?' She grins. Cute isn't the image most Tradeliners are trying for, so maybe the same is true for Earther pilots. Either way, she's not taking it terribly seriously.

[notinflictthem]

"Most of the time I was too terrified out of my wits to be scared about it," no courage here. But Ari makes the comment and Hawkeye suddenly gets the expression of someone who's just been told he's standing on a landmine.

"Oh uh-" a slight pause, "y'know I- I don't think I ever met a lady pilot before you, actually."

Hell hell hell hell- what does he say- blame the army? Blame the army, always a safe bet-

"I'm guessing the military thinks it's too dangerous for, uh, women, to be doing. Not that it is- I mean the whole thing is dangerous, not like it's less dangerous being in the air- what I mean is that's stupid and we should have had lady pilots back home too."

There, that oughta be sufficiently couched such that he won't get yelled at.

[astrogator]

Tayrey's first reaction is faint surprise. Maybe it shouldn't be, given what she's heard about certain Earthers and the way they think of women, but still, it's unexpected. Her second reaction is a sudden stab of worry about just how unconvincing her Earther air force cover stories must have been, when she'd stepped through Sparkles' dimensional rifts.

It doesn't matter, she tells herself. It's all long ago and far away and she probably didn't break anyone's timeline.

'I figure flying in wartime is dangerous no matter who's doing it,' she tells Hawkeye mildly, but now that she's able to focus on him and not herself, she can see that she's unsettled him. 'More dangerous for an inexperienced pilot,' she adds, 'but experience wouldn't be a guarantee you'd fly clear, either.' She shrugs. 'It's not your fault; you didn't write the policy. I'd have words for whomever did!'

[notinflictthem]

"Exactly- the whole thing was dangerous, for anyone. And no, I sure didn't. If I had it my way I'd write a much simpler policy: yankees go home. No fighting, no danger, no need for anyone to go up in choppers, no need to look after any wounded. I keep trying to tell the brass the logic, but they never seem to listen."

A gentle huff.

"Ah, anyway. You up to rejoining everyone else? Anyone brings the topic up again I'll say we settled it. Or I'll punch them, depends on how I'm feeling."

and wrap?

[astrogator]

She gives him a sympathetic smile. There's a debate to be had about which wars are justified and why, but this isn't the time or the place - and even in Cardalek's debating hall she doubts she'd be qualified to say anything informed about the conflicts in another universe. The desire for peace is, if not universal, then at least something that good people have until they see fundamental rights being violated.

Fortunately, she's spared from having to navigate that particular topic. She nods. 'We did settle it. We're fine, peaceable contract.' He's joking about the punching. At least Tayrey thinks he's joking. 'Let's go in, see if I can't claw back some acorns.' She hasn't been doing well at the game so far.

Wrap!

[notinflictthem]

"Just so long as you're not taking them from me," he grins, finishes off his drink, and gestures for Tayrey to follow him inside. Debates about war and justice can wait for some other day, tonight is for celebration.