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WELCOME POTLUCK

Greetings, residents! Those more observant sorts among you may have noticed a large influx of very crowded ferries. In order to welcome our new residents en masse, Town Hall is holding a potluck in Town Square. Please bring a dish if you are able and make a new friend!

All of our newest arrivals need only bring themselves. We look forward to welcoming you all into our community, and may your lanterns always be lit.

This event is open to all! In light of our new influx of prospective players following the Great Sail Migration, we've decided to offer a small public event to tide everyone over until the TDM this weekend.

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[lovinglefthand]

Dot. Dot. Dot.

"Doctor Pierce," First Aid finally sighs. "Has anyone told you about the internet yet?"

[notinflictthem]

"Relevance, your honour?"

How did 'nets' enter the equation.

[lovinglefthand]

"I just think it's amazing how you've so exactly imitated the habits of the common internet troll, while completely lacking any context for what that means," First Aid says blandly. "You don't even need the shield of anonymity to do your work! It's kind of impressive, honestly."

[notinflictthem]

"Hey now, no need to insult my appearance. Chris doesn't think I look like a troll."

Hawkeye would kill at shitposting and we all know it.

[lovinglefthand]

Since First Aid has no eyes to roll, he was simply have to settle for sighing so hard that his visor threatens to vibrate right out of its sockets.

"Oh yes," he agrees. "We all know how much Chris likes your appearance. Especially your eyes, and your hair..." He starts counting features out on his fingers, "Your hands, your legs, your neck, your kissing skills..."

[notinflictthem]

"Someone's jealous," Hawkeye teases, "I'd be happy to demonstrate but you don't have a mouth. Except when you're running it."

[lovinglefthand]

"Maybe if you washed yours out with soap first," First Aid says primly. "But then again, maybe not. Chris and I are adopted siblings, you know. Isn't that kind of thing frowned on in human societies?"

[notinflictthem]

"Oh, someone is jealous. This is a classic story, y'know, the less handsome and significantly larger brother gets mad over his more handsome sibling's lover. Then the doppelgangers get involved somehow, or so I hear, I don't listen to radio dramas."

He laces his fingers on his chest, "Just for that, I'm making out with them on your desk in the clinic."

[lovinglefthand]

"And I hope Analog bites you on the ass for it," First Aid says sweetly. Yeah, he went there.

[notinflictthem]

"He'll have to get in line. Behind Chris. Who'll already be doing it."

Just kind of gestures.

"Look this is cute but I have some fliers to continue to hand out. Are we done?"

[lovinglefthand]

"Oh sure, go hand out your napkins." First Aid can do vague yet somehow dismissive gestures too. "I'll call you first if there's a spill."

[notinflictthem]

"So an actual doctor can handle it," Hawkeye confirms smugly, and stalks off.