"Well to give you the real TL;DR: Sam and I accidentally unleashed a soul-sucking monster that killed multiple people and probably wanted to kill us. We found out our computer system was both listening to us and evil, and it ate one of my best mates. And Sam's new girlfriend took him out to a crack in reality and only didn't shove him through 'cuz the monster beat her to it and he went missing for weeks whilst said girlfriend lied to my face about it being a total accident and tried to convince me he was dead."

...yeah, that's the short version. She's had a weird three months.