A pear-free moment of peace gives Jon a moment to look just as confused as he'd sounded, and then, it's back, as accusingly as a fruit held aloft could possibly be. The absurdity of it finally pushes past the bewilderment of it all; against all better judgement, Jon sputters a laugh.

"I'm sorry, are you suggesting that I... I don't know, took a few weeks off to--- terrorize you through your computer with case files?"