"No don't fucking laugh at me. Alice. This is serious. Are you trying to tell me right now that in your fucking universe, Freddy Fucking Fazbear's Goddamn Motherfucking Pizzeria is a real place that I could go to and order a slice of mid-tier pizza??? And that Charles Entertainment Cheese himself is the main antagonist from a sell-out indie horror video game with lore that takes a three hour dissertation to explain?! Are you fucking with me?" The fact that Gerry is not also laughing hysterically is a testament to his commitment to the bit. He grabs Alice by the shoulders. "Alice. Alice I need you to explain this to me. Stop laughing."