"Well worth your time, my good MAN, WOMAN, OR OTHER DESIGNATION!" There's a desperation that creeps into the gusto the voice on the phone projects. "HAHAHAH! I'll tell you what! Just because we're BEST FRIENDS FOREVER, I'll cut you a deal I've only offered to HELLISH ROYALTY!"
There's a sound that pops and crackles on the other end, like party-poppers. He coughs and hacks for a moment, as though he's gotten confetti in his mouth.
"See, here's the situation, friend. I signed on to do business with Aster, Demon Prince! You know him! Nice suit, deer face, HUGE RACK? ANTLERS! GET IT? PLEASE, GOD, DO YOU HEAR ME?? I'm willing to sell my unlimited BETTER BUSINESS FROM A NAME YOU CAN TRUST for your winnings! You need it done, I'll do it! All for the low, low price of THAT LITTLE TICKET of yours!"
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There's a sound that pops and crackles on the other end, like party-poppers. He coughs and hacks for a moment, as though he's gotten confetti in his mouth.
"See, here's the situation, friend. I signed on to do business with Aster, Demon Prince! You know him! Nice suit, deer face, HUGE RACK? ANTLERS! GET IT? PLEASE, GOD, DO YOU HEAR ME?? I'm willing to sell my unlimited BETTER BUSINESS FROM A NAME YOU CAN TRUST for your winnings! You need it done, I'll do it! All for the low, low price of THAT LITTLE TICKET of yours!"