"Oh, I wasn't a spider back then," Tarantulas says lightly. "This adorable form is of my own design. But my original form was a lightweight all-terrain vehicle -- they had me doing courier work." He spits the words contemptuously. "I first hacked my personal file to give myself intellectual-class privileges when I was, hm...36? Or was it 63...? Something like that. Did a little prison time for it too, hyeh hyeh hyeh."