He's not exactly giving them much time to get to grips with the implications of one thing before he throws the next at them. The planet of Cybertron is alive? And it might be a god? And they're all shapeshifting robots, which explains a lot about why he knows so many vehicle people. (Purple wouldn't have guessed that he was a robot if he hadn't said anything. He looks totally organic both as a biped and a spider.)

"Yeah, I bet." A vital piece of context about this conversation occurs to them. "Hang on, what kind of job options are there for turning into a spider?"

They can think of a few things, but the things they can think of are making lots of spiderwebs and half a dozen non-spider-specific uses for the ability to become any size he wants while flipping eight middle fingers at the law of conservation of mass. They'd be so much better at sneaking into places if they could decide to weigh less than a chicken nugget while doing so.