"Oh -- " Sniff. "Oh, they really make 'em like that?"

That's the fanciest kind of tissues he's ever heard of, and she's giving him a whole bundle of them like it ain't nothing. Radar's eyes well up all over again as he says, "Thank you ma'am, that's so nice," and breaks down in another round of tears. Luckily, he also fumbles some tissues out of the packet to blow his nose about as loud as a six AM bugle call.

"I shoulda thought of that," he says wetly. "Gettin' tissues for people. I can't do anything right."