"Not your thing, huh? Here, try this."

John moves with the liquid grace of a cat to shift and stretch out on the grass, plopping his head into the pool of her skirts--whether he manages to land in her lap is anyone's guess, but bonus points if his stupid joke is muffled by his face being smothered by fabric.

"A man walks into a bar and says, 'Ow! Damn it, my head! Why didn't anyone tell me to duck?'..."