"Yeah? That's nice you got a little revenge fantasy in there." Listen, he is not going to judge when he knows he'd have done the same thing if he'd gotten a shot at a dream Scorpius.

"I don't know, man, sounds like more than one screw was loose in the guy. Shame it turned out that way for you all. He's not doing anything to help the reputation of my fair state, I'll tell ya that. But what he said wouldn't have sounded that out of pocket for the kind of guys you'd meet down at the surf during low tide, either."