Unfortunately for Radar, the first things that come to mind are the many, many, many penises that Jester vandalized on any number of belongings, walls, and people.
“Oh, plenty. One memorable one was when she’d swapped all of the salt shakers in every restaurant—and I do mean every one—for sugar. In hindsight, I haven’t got a clue where she got the sugar from, because we didn’t have kitchens.”
The new batch did, though. Lucky little finches.
“That was back when we were on the ship, before the Village. She was a real menace then, especially when she teamed up with Hawkeye, which was often—er.”
(A laughing smile, grey hairs; blood, limp hands; dead eyes, pleading eyes; two-man poker on the beach; singing in harmony; his raised and pleading and broken voice, the last time he saw him, standing there, thin arms hanging lifelessly; all this, fluttering by like riffling through a photo album. A file so much thicker than the others. Heavier.)
“A… a different, different Hawkeye. Not the one we know from here. This other one I knew from the ship, he didn’t end up in the Village. Thank goodness.”
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“Oh, plenty. One memorable one was when she’d swapped all of the salt shakers in every restaurant—and I do mean every one—for sugar. In hindsight, I haven’t got a clue where she got the sugar from, because we didn’t have kitchens.”
The new batch did, though. Lucky little finches.
“That was back when we were on the ship, before the Village. She was a real menace then, especially when she teamed up with Hawkeye, which was often—er.”
(A laughing smile, grey hairs; blood, limp hands; dead eyes, pleading eyes; two-man poker on the beach; singing in harmony; his raised and pleading and broken voice, the last time he saw him, standing there, thin arms hanging lifelessly; all this, fluttering by like riffling through a photo album. A file so much thicker than the others. Heavier.)
“A… a different, different Hawkeye. Not the one we know from here. This other one I knew from the ship, he didn’t end up in the Village. Thank goodness.”