"You don't have the Death Note anime?" huh, weird version of Earth then. Pop culture does never seem to stay the same.

"Anyway- yeah, don't- don't whip out a sword. This is like, special and sacred. I only keep mine on me in case I need to stab a ghost."

A totally normal thing to say. But speaking of-

"Or- if you want something other than talking to people, you can help me clean up the graves for a bit. The ghosts like it, it makes them feel like someone cares about them."