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ph_logs2024-09-20 08:47 am
maximumcake) wrote in ph_logs2024-09-20 08:47 am
New Promotion + Sep/Oct catch all
Who: Max Maximum & You
What: New bakery promotion! + catch-all starters for September-Oct
When: September - October
Where: The bakery in town + other locations listed in starter
Warnings: There will always be flirting and food puns with Max, NSFW in the Velvet, Ambrosia & Silk prompts.
Under New Management
Early in the month of September, a notice goes up on the bulletin board that reads:
Bakers' Hollow is proud to announce a grand re-opening!
As some may know, Harold and Agnes Bakers recently took on an apprentice by the name of Max Maximum. His enthusiasm for baking and respect for the craft cannot be overstated. In recognition of Mr. Maximum's tireless efforts, he has been promoted from apprentice to full-time manager. To honor the change in leadership, Bakers' Hollow will be having an open house to coincide with the beginning of Pumpkinfest. All pumpkin flavored baked goods will be half price. Please join us in congratulating Mr. Maximum on his well-earned promotion.
The time for the promised grand re-opening has come at last. Max has been up since before the sunrise. So much to do and prepare for. As if he hasn't been baking pumpkin pasties, pumpkin breads, pumpkin rolls, pumpkin pies and every other pumpkin themed dessert under the sun for the last few weeks in preparation already? Of course, when it comes to presentation, Max wants to make sure everything looks absolutely perfect in the display cases for the day. He's moved the muffins about five times, now.
"Max, dear," Agnes pleads, "I have managed this bakery since before I was your age. There is no need to fuss so; it will be fine."
"I know. I just want to make a good impression," he answers sheepishly.
"You already have," the kindly elder woman insists. Then, her voice becomes sharper, brooking no refusal, "Now, come eat something or you won't last through the day."
"But I--" Max starts, before he's cut off.
"I mean more than just bread, mister!"
He is, ultimately, taken to the kitchen and fed an egg quiche on pain of disapproving looks. He's always been weak to those. But, Agnes is right, as usual. He returns to the front of house just in time to turn the bakery sign from shut to open, feeling refreshed and ready to take on the crowds he sincerely hopes will be coming.
"Make sure to be a good girl and greet everyone, okay Crumpet?" he says to his trusty Fidough, who looks up from her place atop a pillow-turned-dog-bed in the corner to the right of the door, her curly tail wagging happily.
Everything is ready. Max has his freshly washed apron on over his best white work shirt. He stands behind the display case full of baked goods he's made completely by himself, and prepares to welcome in his customers as the manager and operator of his very own dream business.
"Welcome to Bakers' Hollow! What can I get for you?"
Puttin' on the Ritz
On this fine morning, Max makes a sending stone call to John Rambo:
Hi! It's Max. Sorry if this is a little too early for you, but I was planning to go get fitted for my suit today for the ball and I wondered if you'd like to join me?
Velvet, Ambrosia & Silk [NSFW]
Even after moving to full-time at the bakery, Max still has some availability for his special services at Magne's brothel by request. He doesn't allow explicit sexual contact, despite the venue, but he does have a range of tame to salacious options on offer:
- Group catering
- Bespoke dining, dessert, & entertainment
- Sexy (nude) cooking lessons
- Affectionate touch, cuddles, compliments, conversation, massage, ego stroking, strip teases, dancing & singing, etc.
Any combination of the above. He is more than happy to put together a program especially for you.
[ooc: comment with a starter to dive right in or message me to spitball ideas!]
Wildcard!
I am so sure I made other plans with people and have forgotten them so if I did hit me up right here!! Or, if you want plans, hit me up right here!!
What: New bakery promotion! + catch-all starters for September-Oct
When: September - October
Where: The bakery in town + other locations listed in starter
Warnings: There will always be flirting and food puns with Max, NSFW in the Velvet, Ambrosia & Silk prompts.
Under New Management
Early in the month of September, a notice goes up on the bulletin board that reads:
Bakers' Hollow is proud to announce a grand re-opening!
Bakers' Hollow is proud to announce a grand re-opening!
As some may know, Harold and Agnes Bakers recently took on an apprentice by the name of Max Maximum. His enthusiasm for baking and respect for the craft cannot be overstated. In recognition of Mr. Maximum's tireless efforts, he has been promoted from apprentice to full-time manager. To honor the change in leadership, Bakers' Hollow will be having an open house to coincide with the beginning of Pumpkinfest. All pumpkin flavored baked goods will be half price. Please join us in congratulating Mr. Maximum on his well-earned promotion.
The time for the promised grand re-opening has come at last. Max has been up since before the sunrise. So much to do and prepare for. As if he hasn't been baking pumpkin pasties, pumpkin breads, pumpkin rolls, pumpkin pies and every other pumpkin themed dessert under the sun for the last few weeks in preparation already? Of course, when it comes to presentation, Max wants to make sure everything looks absolutely perfect in the display cases for the day. He's moved the muffins about five times, now.
"Max, dear," Agnes pleads, "I have managed this bakery since before I was your age. There is no need to fuss so; it will be fine."
"I know. I just want to make a good impression," he answers sheepishly.
"You already have," the kindly elder woman insists. Then, her voice becomes sharper, brooking no refusal, "Now, come eat something or you won't last through the day."
"But I--" Max starts, before he's cut off.
"I mean more than just bread, mister!"
He is, ultimately, taken to the kitchen and fed an egg quiche on pain of disapproving looks. He's always been weak to those. But, Agnes is right, as usual. He returns to the front of house just in time to turn the bakery sign from shut to open, feeling refreshed and ready to take on the crowds he sincerely hopes will be coming.
"Make sure to be a good girl and greet everyone, okay Crumpet?" he says to his trusty Fidough, who looks up from her place atop a pillow-turned-dog-bed in the corner to the right of the door, her curly tail wagging happily.
Everything is ready. Max has his freshly washed apron on over his best white work shirt. He stands behind the display case full of baked goods he's made completely by himself, and prepares to welcome in his customers as the manager and operator of his very own dream business.
"Welcome to Bakers' Hollow! What can I get for you?"
Puttin' on the Ritz
On this fine morning, Max makes a sending stone call to John Rambo:
Hi! It's Max. Sorry if this is a little too early for you, but I was planning to go get fitted for my suit today for the ball and I wondered if you'd like to join me?
Velvet, Ambrosia & Silk [NSFW]
Even after moving to full-time at the bakery, Max still has some availability for his special services at Magne's brothel by request. He doesn't allow explicit sexual contact, despite the venue, but he does have a range of tame to salacious options on offer:
- Group catering
- Bespoke dining, dessert, & entertainment
- Sexy (nude) cooking lessons
- Affectionate touch, cuddles, compliments, conversation, massage, ego stroking, strip teases, dancing & singing, etc.
Any combination of the above. He is more than happy to put together a program especially for you.
[ooc: comment with a starter to dive right in or message me to spitball ideas!]
Wildcard!
I am so sure I made other plans with people and have forgotten them so if I did hit me up right here!! Or, if you want plans, hit me up right here!!