Shen Yuan glares fiercely, holding his hand up between. "First!" he says, holding up a single finger, "Binghe, as we have established, is not gay. Second!" Another finger goes up. "Shen Qingqiu is the villain of the story, not a love interest. Do you know how he used to treat Binghe? Because there is a serious and sizable gap between tsundere slap slap kiss nonsense and child abuse. Finally!" A final finger goes up. "Even if by some weird messed-up quirk of the multiverse a specific Luo Binghe out on the fringes of probability turned out to be anything other than straight, I'm still straight. So why would I agree to attend Binghe's needs for him? I mean yeah he is the protagonist, and therefore basically guaranteed by law to be the most handsome man in the world, with the most charisma and the nicest hair and a dick that pierces the heavens, but that doesn't mean I want to bone him!"
Shen Yuan nods decisively, his argument iron-clad. "I just like reading about how cool he is," he adds.
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Shen Yuan glares fiercely, holding his hand up between. "First!" he says, holding up a single finger, "Binghe, as we have established, is not gay. Second!" Another finger goes up. "Shen Qingqiu is the villain of the story, not a love interest. Do you know how he used to treat Binghe? Because there is a serious and sizable gap between tsundere slap slap kiss nonsense and child abuse. Finally!" A final finger goes up. "Even if by some weird messed-up quirk of the multiverse a specific Luo Binghe out on the fringes of probability turned out to be anything other than straight, I'm still straight. So why would I agree to attend Binghe's needs for him? I mean yeah he is the protagonist, and therefore basically guaranteed by law to be the most handsome man in the world, with the most charisma and the nicest hair and a dick that pierces the heavens, but that doesn't mean I want to bone him!"
Shen Yuan nods decisively, his argument iron-clad. "I just like reading about how cool he is," he adds.