Alice groans extra dramatically just for the full effect, dragging her hands down her face. "Mostly years old baggage hitting out of nowhere, if 'nowhere' was where a boomerang you'd flung into the abyss had been until it suddenly came back around, hit you in the face and made you think 'damn, where did that come from?' as if you hadn't thrown the fucking boomerang."
...yeah okay that metaphor got away from her a bit. Accurate, though.
"Turns out the problem with being mates with your ex is sometimes you start arguing about the same shit you used to argue with before he was your ex. Who'd've fuckin' thunk it, huh?"
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Alice groans extra dramatically just for the full effect, dragging her hands down her face. "Mostly years old baggage hitting out of nowhere, if 'nowhere' was where a boomerang you'd flung into the abyss had been until it suddenly came back around, hit you in the face and made you think 'damn, where did that come from?' as if you hadn't thrown the fucking boomerang."
...yeah okay that metaphor got away from her a bit. Accurate, though.
"Turns out the problem with being mates with your ex is sometimes you start arguing about the same shit you used to argue with before he was your ex. Who'd've fuckin' thunk it, huh?"