"Don't worry, if I do this again you have a free pass to just sit there looking handsome and laughing at my amazing jokes. I'm sure someone around here will pick up the slack when I say something so incomprehensible they have no choice but to ask me what the fuck I'm talking about."

She did her best to keep jokes so reliant on modern technology and the like out of her flow tonight, but the internet is plugged into her veins, she's going to slip eventually if she does this again.