"The most interesting thing any of us have spent our paycheque on in years, probably. Unless some of the cursed t-shirts I've bought count, those get pretty funky."

She has a collection that goes back years. But they might be so common a thing for her now they barely count as interesting.

"Just make sure you buy a sheath with it, we don't need you running around, waving your thing around without proper protection." And now she's back on vague sex jokes. Maybe things can be normal for a bit.