"I'll be fine. The hottie, on the other hand, might find themselves in the lake."

She wouldn't really act out quite so obviously against someone Sam liked, but she would definitely imagine it. In great detail. Multiple times. Celia may have been the subject of some of these imaginings already.

"Now what would probably kill me is shooting my shot, him predictably letting me down easy, and then having to live in this town with him 'til the bubble pops."