César tries to laugh while he's taking another drink and chokes for a moment, coughing as he replies. "I work on a US federal base, am terrible at lying, and work for a man whose contingencies have contingencies. And my brother describes his father figure as a 'ninja assassin Agent Smith who really likes green'. I'd also be bringing my brother to visit, and he's even worse at keeping secrets. So... paperwork's already my fate."