"General chaos, and a star bear." John quips, but can't quite stop a smile of his own as Jon erupts into laughter. "Seriously, this buddy of mine, Mairi--blue skin, great tits, loves to fight--was locking up with one of those star monsters back during the meteor showers? She needed help, I helped. Asked me if I wanted to be a giant crab, I said yes...so I was a giant crab. Weirdest fuckin' thing that ever happened to me, and I'm including showing up in this joint."