"Wow that might be the best pitch someone's ever given to get me into bed. Not even kidding." Sex and dessert? Unmatched. Especially compared to what you get in London clubs. And the guy's not even going to be fumbling around like he's never seen a dick but his own before, that's always a bonus. "...fuck it, let's do it."

Yeah, alright, apparently she's that messy today.