"I mean, this is technically what I was going to school for. I was in culinary school. I just had to drop out during my last year." Degree or not, he's not letting it stop him. At least the fact that everyone at home thinks he's dead means his dad won't be on the hook for those student loans.

"Okay, so tell me this. If you could have any job in the world, no matter how ridiculous, what would you pick?"