"Ooh you smooth bitch."

She deserves to get laid, right? It's been so fucking long and, for all her petty desire to make him feel at least a twinge of jealousy, she's not actually under any such illusion as Sam actually still being into her. It's been ten years. They broke up. He's into girls like Celia now.

(Ugh, when did she get this pathetic...)

...fuck it. Fuck it! She's allowed to get laid! She huffs dramatically and— "—fuck it, yeah, alright."