"I ain't exactly the jealous sort," Erin says with a bit of a shrug. "Shit, when you meet Ylva sometime ask about how she started dating Max Maximum, the tall sexy dude who bakes, it's cute. But hey, if we wanna keep this date on topic..."

Erin leans in, her voice lowering to a murmur: "You wanna skip out for a bit and think real hard about mine?"