In all fairness, Jon likely would've toppled over and eaten shit without the last bit of leaning on her that he had while making contact with the floor once more. Oh, god, ground. He missed the ground in those few drunken upside-down moments.

He's half-tempted to grill her for being as short as she is, but instead, all that comes out is the world's most miserable little drunk-man groan.

"Ughhh, god. No kidding."