"Well, like I said, I have plenty of practice. Back where I'm from, getting caught was a one way ticket to disaster, and the only dirt they could find on me was my appreciation for naked women's volleyball."

This wasn't exactly the sort of talk he was expecting when he brought them back to his clinic, so. May as well try and throw the cat among the pigeons a little.

"Either of you the type to kiss on your first clandestine meeting in a doctor's office, or am I going to have to invite you both back again?"