"It was edible glitter, actually. He doesn't produce any body heat so it didn't melt when it touched him." This is the face of a man who regrets nothing. He just got the books on his ipad after that.

"I was the one who did the laundry anyway so, arguably, I just made more work for myself. But it was worth it. It was so funny even Josiah laughed and that guy is stiffer than a board most of the time."