"Good! It'd be incredibly awkward, really." Jon snickers, putting on a mock-American accent. It wasn't a very good one. "'And how was your untimely demise this week?' 'Oh, fine, I suppose. It lacked the inspiration of last week's murder. Are you feeling alright? Everything okay at home?' It wouldn't exactly be the first attempted murder on my person, but definitely the first one where I couldn't exactly stay dead."