"Oh, yeah." Jeff nods because, honestly? That tracks. He's never met a fairy-- well, not to his knowledge, anyway-- but he's read some books, like folklore and mythology and all that shit. His mom used to make up stories and fairytales when he was little. "Makes sense. Fairies are fucking assholes."
Like he's a fucking expert.
"Hey, maybe the bird cop can help with your feathers! Or--" Jeff looks troubled for a moment. "Wait, is that like... like fucking? For birds?"
Look, he's really trying his best to be helpful to the newcomer.
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Like he's a fucking expert.
"Hey, maybe the bird cop can help with your feathers! Or--" Jeff looks troubled for a moment. "Wait, is that like... like fucking? For birds?"
Look, he's really trying his best to be helpful to the newcomer.