"Ianto Jones, the same man who's accused me of horrible taste when it comes to coffee. He's here. He has been here for months. He is bright and full of passion and desperate to bring change to this world, and he and I have disagreed on more than coffee, but I respect him."

Cecil can imagine how he'd react if someone from Night Vale were here. So he's trying to be gentle, but. There's only so much gentle he can offer.