“My seven-foot-tall three-eyed ram-headed shadow demon friend who could mysteriously store and retrieve items from an invisible ‘inventory.’”

As you do.

“You can imagine I was quite frightened of him for months, but he turned out to be very polite. He didn’t bother anybody unless they were really being quite rude. He’s…”

…

“… He hasn’t appeared yet. But I’d still like to hope.”