Well. He can now confidently say he knows what it feels like to have his asshole pucker up around a butt plug. Of all days to make good on that pact with River... it had to be the day this bitch shows up.

"If you insist," he says utterly deadpan, but then quickly glances around to catch the eyes of Chris and give a small warning shake of his head because he can already hear their heart speeding up from here.

At least everything about Erin right now makes her seem like a stiff enough wind could knock her over. So. He can probably survive one punch. "I'm letting you have this one, but I will not let you have a second."