She's the second person he's come across today that seems familiar with him-- or, at least, familiar enough to pair his name and face with each other. It'd be more disconcerting if he didn't already get some... semblance of an explanation from the winged elf chick.
And if this wasn't something that happened from time to time back home, too, though in that case the reasoning was less to do with world hopping (and BDSM????) and more to do with him being too fucked up to remember half his nights.
(Plus he was a big fish in a super niche scene. He's used to some notoriety!)
"No problem," he smiles, warm and friendly. "And I know, right? It's like, people can be so sneaky with it! You think you're safe, then bam! You see chunks of bacon in your soup, or your mac 'n cheese, or-- fuck, anything, you know? I even saw it on cupcakes once."
Oh Jeff, you sweet 90s child. You have no idea how big the bacon craze is going to get.
"Luckily, the Oak and Iron-- that's where you're staying, right? I mean, if you just got here. Anyway, they've got some good options. There's this lentil mushroom pasta I pretty much lived on for, like, my first two weeks here."
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And if this wasn't something that happened from time to time back home, too, though in that case the reasoning was less to do with world hopping (and BDSM????) and more to do with him being too fucked up to remember half his nights.
(Plus he was a big fish in a super niche scene. He's used to some notoriety!)
"No problem," he smiles, warm and friendly. "And I know, right? It's like, people can be so sneaky with it! You think you're safe, then bam! You see chunks of bacon in your soup, or your mac 'n cheese, or-- fuck, anything, you know? I even saw it on cupcakes once."
Oh Jeff, you sweet 90s child. You have no idea how big the bacon craze is going to get.
"Luckily, the Oak and Iron-- that's where you're staying, right? I mean, if you just got here. Anyway, they've got some good options. There's this lentil mushroom pasta I pretty much lived on for, like, my first two weeks here."