dosing: NEW PB ALERT (set01861)
ASHLEY. ([personal profile] dosing) wrote in [community profile] ph_logs 2024-03-06 07:50 pm (UTC)

ashley | bite marks oc (cw cannibalism mention)

Did somebody call for an overly confident mediocre white man?

Well, too bad, you've got one. Here's a dude, who definitely reeks of Wolf (to anyone with a powerful enough nose for these things), pretty much double fisting some meat, with chicken katsu in one hand, and pork katsu in the other.

"You know, when it's all breaded and fried, meat's meat, man." He tears into a cutlet. "You could fuckin' fry up some panda, or like..." He shrugs. "A dodo, or a person or whatever, and I couldn't tell ya if there's anything special about it. It's all meat in the end."

A pause to let that wise, philosophical statement sink in.

"That's why kobe beef's a fuckin' scam."

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