"I called my shot as a big girl who can tie her own shoes and everything," River murmurs, still very sleepy. "An' my -" YAAAAAAAAAAWN, "- m'fuckin' mentor already bitched me out for it too. Dude conquers most of the known world and he's afraid of a little knife work, what a bitch..."

Wait a moment...

"...Love, that's your shirt." River sounds much more immediately awake right now.