"The crime is a maybe. But according to Jean, going over the tax code as a 'bedtime story' puts Gwen to sleep pretty quickly."

Chris considers that last idea. "I believe so. Although you may want to limit it to half circles, so you don't trip over her lead and drop your packages." More seriously, Chris says, "At least here we don't have to worry about screen time messing up sleep schedules. And when Lou is walking around, Gwen will be too. So they can play together and tire each other out."